After telling a friend to see the Avengers, I got off on a slight tangent.
there's a lot of nice ass shots. I'll say that. Of dudes. In spandex. And stuff.
they pandered to me and I ate it up like a fool
i just have a lot of feelings about multiple actors' butts
it's like the fascination with boobs I guess
I just wanna see how the cheeks fill up my hand
and then I'd slink back into the shadows and go back to admiring from afar
just hanging out under the bed in Tom Hiddleston or Chris Evans's hotel room, waiting for them to return from shooting a scene
politely asks them to shower with the door open
stealing their underpants
drinking the dregs of their spent drinks
I might even leave behind drawings of myself as thank you notes
Thanks, fellas, for the really just wonderful time, and know you've made a little Han happy and proud just by being yourselves