I had a cartoonish spider experience in my bathroom, and I shall spare you if you don't like them:
BIG funnel web grass spider. Leapt on top of my hanging towel, presumably from inside the folds. FAST. They see you, they have Thoughts, they possess critical thinking skills.
I let out a yell as I was genuinely! surprised! by a big spider!
But my life of gaming serves me well. I got my dad to line a storage bin with a lid with a trash bag, then positioned it underneath the towel so I could start gently dragging it down with my hair straightener as impromptu tongs, letting gravity do its work. The towel gently fell, I put on the lid, we took it out to the patch of grass at the curb, dad gave me one of those claw grabby things, I lifted the towel out, and lo and behold there she was. Sitting, assessing. I encouraged her out into the grass and we had a nice day.
BUT OH MY LORD. Big!! Fast!! My heart rate was dare I say a bit elevated. YEESH. May spider be at peace somewhere else.