#gradianstarter

Can’t believe my kid is almost four months old now. My kid. Fucking wild, still. Anyone know if I’m still going to be having these ‘wow, i’m a fucking dad’ moments when she’s like 18?

It’s been a hot minute since I was in Gradian and I’m so relieved to be fully moved back in!! So here’s me just being nosey as hell, as one should do in a small town. Is literally everyone fucking each other?? Is that normal here now? Is this an expectation?? 

So I’m assuming the Red Lion is pretty much the place to be in Gradian, right? Or are there other pubs I’m not finding?

I have been working for the past three nights and now that I finally have a night free, I have no idea what to do. Does anybody have any ideas for me?

I just spent an hour as a referee in a debate between two nine years old girls. The subject? if Molly Moon or Harry Potter would win a magic fight. 

Christmas presents are kicking my ass. I really should have started planning this a lot sooner.

GUESS WHO WENT AND GOT THEMSELVES A JOB???? ya boy. If it wasn’t clear, I mean me. ME. I wore a tie and everything, looked like a proper tool. clarify not a hammer, because you can still touch this, but more like a spanner, because really what are they for??  i, Theodore Puckerman, am a working man, with a fucking vest.