summary: peter and thor fight over you
warnings: fighting (?) , avengers infinity war spoilers , angsty
everyone stared at the body that was laying on the table.
"how the hell is this dude still alive?" peter asked
he noticed y/n staring at the guy for a little too long and gently nudged her, she glared at him, annoyed
"he is not a dude. you’re a dude. this… this is a man. a handsome, muscular man." drax replied
"i’m muscular." peter said, everyone stayed quiet, "...right y/-" before he could continue rocket said what everyone was thinking
"who are you kidding, quill? you’re one sandwich away from fat."
"yeah, right." peter said
"it’s true. You have gained a little weight…" drax said, motioning to his chin and belly
"what? y/n do you think i'm-" peter was about to ask y/n what she thought until someone cut him off again
"he is anxious. angry. he feels tremendous loss and guilt." mantis said
everyone stared at the guy in fascination
"it's like a pirate had a baby with an angel." drax said
"wow. this is a real wake-up call for me. okay. i'm gonna get a bowflex. i'm gonna commit. i’m gonna get some dumbbells." peter said
"you know you can’t eat dumbbells, right?" rocket said
peter rolled his eyes and looked at y/n, gamora pulled her near her and put her hand on the man's body.
"it’s like his muscles are made of cotati metal fibers." y/n said, shocked
"stop massaging his muscles." peter said, y/n rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, glaring at him
"wake him up" peter told mantis
"wake" mantis said, waking the man up
the man woke up, freaking out and startling the guardians.
"who the hell are you guys?" he said
"the entire time I knew thanos, he only ever had one goal: to bring balance to the universe by wiping out half of all life. he used to kill people planet by planet, massacre by massacre…" gamora said
"including my own" drax said
"if he gets all six infinity stones, he can do it with the snap of his fingers, like this." gamora said, snapping her fingers
"you seem to know a great deal about thanos" thor asked
"gamora...is the daughter of thanos." drax said
"your father killed my brother." thor said, walking over to the girl. y/n noticed this and tried to stop him but he pushed her away
"oh, boy. stepfather. technically, she hates him as much as you do" peter said
"families can be tough. look. before my father died, he told me i had a half-sister…that he imprisoned in hel. then she returned home, and stabbed me in the eye, so… i had to kill her. it’s life, isn’t it, i guess. goes round and round and… i feel your pain." thor said
"and i feel your pain, as well. i mean it’s not a competition, but i’ve been through a lot. my father killed my mother, then i had to kill my father. and that was hard. probably even harder than having to kill a sister. plus, i, came out of it with both of my eyes-” peter said, making y/n glare at him
thor turned around and walked over to the girl, placing his hands on her shoulders.
"i apologize for pushing you, miss. forgive me for my actions." he said
"apology not accepted, how dare you push her." peter said, imitating the man's voice
"you're mocking me." thor said
"i am not, this is how i talk" peter said, still imitating him
"you're imitating the god-man." drax said
"he did again!" mantis said
thor and peter stood in front of each other, glaring at each other. gamora knew where this was going and took the others elsewhere.
"why are you mocking me."
"i am not, you touched my woman." peter said
"i was simply apologizing." thor said
"you don't need to touch her to apologize."
peter glanced at the girl before looking at thor again
"what if i want to? you don't control her, after all, she clearly looks like she deserves a real man." thor said
"i am the man for her. she wouldn't want to be with a killer like you, who knows how many people you've killed." peter said
"i kill them because they deserve it." thor said
"you want to go, big guy? let's-"
"let's not. peter. enough with this!" y/n said, pushing the two away
"thank you, thor. you seem very sweet but i'm in love with someone and it does not seem like it's gonna go away anytime soon." y/n said, peter looked at her, shocked.
she never said she loved him before.
thor nodded and smiled, going to the others.
"don't say anything, i'm sorry for being a little shit." peter said
"i get it, i may be overly touchy with others sometimes" y/n said
"it's okay- i don't care now that you said the truth." peter said
"you don't have to say it back i get it-"
"what? no, no. i love you."
y/n looked up at him and smiled, peter gave her a passionate kiss
"you don't know how long i've been waiting for you to say those words."
