Inspired by other posts in this trend

First up is Yugyeom. Sure he’s big and all, but he’s also lanky as fuck. One kick to the kneecaps is all it would take to knock this boy off his balance. Plus, he seems to be pretty non-confrontational, which puts him at a disadvantage because I hold no remorse for my actions. 10/10 would kick his ass.

Next is Bambam simply because like Yugyeom, Bambam is lanky and easy to throw off balance. He does have a lot of energy though, and I have problems with cardio. He could easily outrun me, but does that count as him winning? I don’t think so.

Third easiest is Mark because he seems to lack the coordination it would take to beat me in a fight. That being said, he would be the dirtiest player ever. I don’t wanna be a part of that.

Dead centre I’m putting our fearless leader. He gives me decent fighter vibes, but contrary to his badass, piercing filled exterior, he’s non confrontational and would probably try and be mature in the situation. That’s a dumb move on his part because I am immature and petty as fuck. He would probably kick my ass if provoked though.

Now getting into the harder ones to beat is Jackson. I know what you guys are thinking,, Jackson is ripped as shit and he does gymnastics. That is true, however despite his many muscles, he’s a softie. He would be non-confrontational. I feel like he wouldn’t hesitate to put the smack down on me once I start with the trash talk though. He would send me to the ER with one kick to the side.

Second hardest member to beat would definitely be Youngjae. You may think that he is too soft and cute to fight, and you are completely right. I would take a bullet for this man. I would rather forfeit the win to him than cause him any sort of harm and that on is on me. That is my fault. You couldn’t pay me to hurt him.

“Why do I keep needing you when I know I’ll get hurt.” -Mark

Mark: -impatiently waiting on his hot dogs to boil- “Hurry up, thots.”

JB: He was the lucky one. The others died.

Jackson: Well, good. Don’t wanna have to chop off your kneecap. That’d be unfortunate. Then you’d have to wear knee top hats.

Jinyoung: Wow, really sucks to suck, huh?

Youngjae: (just a text message without context) “screaming”

BamBam: Well, you know why they call them chocolate bar abs. It’s because the people who have them are so yummy.

Jinyoung: Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Jaebeom, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

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