he’s like if a man was beautiful and also my wife

Told me that when their last ex broke up with them they got on a plane and flew to his state to beg for him back

Told me they wanted to smash my head in an elevator door because they found out that years before I met them I'd slept with a content creator they had a parasocial fixation on

Faked a suicide attempt and pretended to be their friend messaging me about it (and later admitted it)

Pretended to be an alter to try to have sex with me because they knew I wouldn't consent if I knew it was them (and later admitted it)

Punched me because I giggled at them dying in Genshin Impact

Stole $2000 from me and asked my now-boyfriend to lie to me about it For them

Responded to me asking for a break due to the above by outing me to their whole family and then saying "I'm sorry, I just wanted to do whatever would hurt you most"

When I broke up with them called up the school I study elementary education at to accuse me of pedophilia

Responded to me begging them to work on their emotional maturity by crying and saying "You don't like my sparkle"

After all this had the audacity to make a post-breakup playlist about me featuring songs such as Praying by Kesha and My Kink is Karma by Chappell Roan

Asked me pre-dating if they could send me a nude, I said no, and they responded by sending the nude

Lemme see em :3

*hug*

u get cookie now 🍪

"Oh gosh! Thank you!!!"