#gorilla press

I think I must've seen every Batten Twin match posted on YouTube. Some of them more than ten times. So I was pleased to find a new Batten Twin match recently appear, with the twins taking on Matt Borne and the Dingo Warrior (aka the "Ultimate Warrior.")

It's a fairly short bout, meant to promote the super-human strength of the Warrior -- but damn, those Batten boys look sexy in their tight-ass white trunks. And 90 percent of the action is scripted to draw our attention to their silky speedos -- with the Battens frequently bending and spreading while the diligent cameramen capture the most breath-taking views.

Their shine ends and the power shifts to the Heel team after Matt Borne busts the Batten over his knee with the above Atomic Drop. Then the Gorilla-Pressing begins...

How much punishment can those white trunks endure??

I have never watched a Batten Twin match I didn't enjoy! Full video recently posted to YouTube.

The classic presentation of male power dynamics and a strength mismatch: standing erect and lifting your opponent overhead. Hold him up there, displaying him like a babe in arms, emphasizing his helpless lack of agency as you flex your muscles to show off for the crowd. Nothing says "worship my power" like a Press Slam.