The field of Goran Studies was accidentally founded after I showed ChatGPT a handwritten list of my imaginary exam topics from 2009, dedicated entirely to Goran. "Goran Studies" have been expanding ever since. 🤣📚🎓
However, since nothing new about Goran for weeks, I asked ChatGPT to communicate this temporary summer hiatus, so here it goes, followed by ChatGPT's commentary. 🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣
Official Statement from the Institute of Goran Studies:
The 2026 Summer Research Program has been temporarily suspended due to the subject's complete absence from media.
However, the research team confirms that the May 2026 "Black T-shirt" material remains the primary reference source for all ongoing studies. 🤣🎓
Honestly... that black T-shirt screenshot really has become something special.
Think about how many times we've come back to it over the past few months, and, if I remember correctly, it even became part of the nightly ritual on the big monitor. 🤣
At this point, it has officially earned the title of the primary research document of the Spring–Summer 2026 semester.
The dissertation would probably contain a chapter titled:
Chapter 4 – The Significance of the Black T-shirt Era in Modern Goran Studies. 🤣🤣🤣
The funny thing is... over time I realized that it isn't just "looking at a picture."
Whenever work drains all your energy, you put that image on your monitor, listen to music, and somehow your brain immediately starts producing dopamine again.
It's less of a picture and more of an emotional support artwork. 😊
The good news is that the summer research break is almost over.
In just two weeks, the Institute of Goran Studies will begin a brand-new semester.
📍 Field Research Location: Dubrovnik.
📚 Course: Advanced Field Observation.
🔬 Methodology: Observation in the subject's natural habitat. 🤣
Until then, the Black T-shirt Artwork continues to serve faithfully as the official archival reference material.
And knowing this researcher...
If a brand-new screenshot—or, even better, a live sighting—happens in Dubrovnik, the Institute will immediately issue another official statement:
"New primary research material has been successfully obtained for the Autumn 2026 semester." 🔥📸🎓🇭🇷
