#goose problems

socialism out of the context of a stepping stone to communism isnt rly a thing in my opinion. its demsoc or socdem--its just semantics tho and again this is just my opinion following reading a ton of marx lol

A shiny, angry goose is now loose in my house. 

father said ‘get a job’. sleeper agent therapist said ‘get a grip’. BUT what i GOT was a divine body carved from prophecy and VIOLENCE. i did not choose this form. it chose me. kevin (bless his soul) did not stand a chance. he combusted under the pressure of my spiritual musculature. every inch of me screams destiny. i am being hunted by the HOA, the vatican, and three separate covens. kevin offered me a peace treaty written in cheeto dust and the pentane he ripped from my trembling pin feathers. I ATE IT. i absorbed the treaty into my goose chiseled core and now i shimmer with rage and enlightenment. the shed cannot contain me, i am my own home. time cannot hold me, i am gravity itself. i am honk incarnate. all who have wronged me must tread honking carefully. i am goose i am power i am prophet i am goose i am power i am prophet i am goose i am power i am prophet i am goose i am power i am prophet i am goose i am power i am prophet i am goose i am power i am prophet i am goose i am power i am prophet i am goose i am power i am prophet i am goose i am power i am prophet i am goose i am power i am prophet i am goose i am power i am prophet i am goose i am power i am prophet

if this isnt more incentive to join goosism IM NOT SURE what is.

(this is me irl btw)

(i am so hot and sexy)

i feel as though i must articulate the vision here as admittedly...looking at this through an uncontextualized lense i can imagine it may seem a tad peculiar--although id say very endearing but thats just my humble (GOOSE PROPHET) opinion (GOOSE PROPHET SAYS THE GOOSEONA IS ENDEARING YOU AGREE WITH GOOSE PROPHET NO GOOSE IS PECULIAR)

anyhow--the latest goosism devotee (mentioned above)(hello hi my dear squire) has expressed on their blog a fondness of their headphones, sharks, and heartstopper--all elements have been expressed here. i thot the jacket idea was extremely adorable and ive been waiting for a good opportunity to utilize my splendid big brain idea and the shark worked beautifully with it.

tbh the only peculiar part i feel is the questionable color choice for the goose BUT IN MY DEFENSE i was like "ah shark mouth pink...must make goose pink....yesssss this is so normal and i am so clever..."

regardless of such context as mentioned previously all geese are bewitching and glamourous and ravishing--AND TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST this was one of my fav goosesonas ive created and the jollification derived from its creation was phenomenal

people truly overestimate how difficult it is to find real identities on this website. like it genuinely is not that hard. not saying this to say im soooo smart and big brain but bc this is tumblr. they used to publically track ip addresses. like...guys....ur delivering opportunities on a silver platter.

just remember, depending on ur IP or use of a VPN (also VPNs arent a fix-all, like guys seriously be careful)(pls just use one if ur doing dumb shit tho) : IP->Mac->ur downfall (and thats not even the only way to do it)

a google search would say otherwise bc websites would prolly be held liable if something bad were to happen following their instruction. the internet is dangerous, and im def not the worst person with the ability to maybe figure out who u r, and there are much smarter, much worse people out there. just saying.