#goooooose

Top Gun is one of those impressively bad movies that is so bad in such a specific way that it might as well be treated as an artifact of historical worth. This is due in part to two things: (1) the screenplay in which the English language curls up and dies, and (2) the intentional focus on every hot dude in the cast which leads to the unintentional (?) sense that they’re all a lot friendlier than you think. Both elements are indispensable to the Top Gun Experience™ and if the movie is cherished far into the future for nothing else, its existence will have been worth it.