#good guy...?

When my sister @elemeny was playing Skyward Sword recently, we were joking about Link doing stuff that is... sketchy at best. So here's a (for now non-exhaustive) list of everything Link does over the course of the games* that's probably Not Okay:

Murder/Manslaughter (I'm not sure which, probably both)

Pillaging

Plundering

Burning

Vandalism

Theft

Impersonating official personnel

Identity theft

Fraud

Desecration of corpses

Sacrilege

Animal abuse

Kidnapping

Grave robbery

… How are we the Good Guy™ again?

Also, if anyone knows enough about law to add a tally of years he'd have to spend on jail for all this (most of which are offences committed on multiple accounts) please do so (including the country whose laws you use, I'd love to see different tallies for different countries) and any more offences for the list are welcome as well

*Our focus for this list was heavily on Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword since those are the only games we have actually played