one day i need ethan to be the one in full shibari rope bondage. preferably in a color that nicely contrasts with his skin tone. also preferably tits out but you know i’m not picky.
oh my god good morning to you too
i AM picky and it's definitely one hundred thousand percent gotta be tits out 'cause like oughh he would look so stupidly pretty tied up in rope (contrast so important but we all know it's gotta be a shade of blue)
i am forever upset that they didn't at least try it on ethan-
but like, maybe they couldn't on camera, you know? maybe mark started tying him up and he got a hard-on immediately and mark was like: huh, guess we've learned that about you today
honestly though i think i might die if that dick bulge of his got any MORE obvious like 🥵