hiii, love your work, Iβd love to see from your writing of the sans AUS (if you donβt feel like doing them all, just my favs error, cross, epic, killer, fresh, dust, ink, and geno).
Headcanons of their fem!s/o being a literal goddess, built like one, talks with an ethereal, beautiful but stern tone but has pure hearted intentions.
she loves travelling to different universes, exploring and learning about them as itβs something she dearly enjoys.
and then her children looks like silly animal creatures: just search up ANITEEZ because tumblr wonβt allow me to send pictures for some reason, even if Iβm not anonymous. (They are so FUCKING ADORABLE).
they lowk just make weird squeaky noises and even animal noises theyβre assigned too. Their ages are like toddler ages, they always follow their mum wherever she goes and sometimes cause trouble because they are troublemakers when they see new places but are immediately in line once their mum reminds them to behave.
so itβs literally just a literal goddess baddie mother with her 2ft animal kids that have a mindset and ages of toddlers.
she loves them all dearly and treats them well, yes yes they are her kids and will always be her babies, if you tell her otherwise sheβll be upset and mad at you.
whatβs that? whoβs the father? s/o is the mother and father of her silly children.
and oh yeah, her kids are non negotiable when it comes to relationship, yes you may give her the best date or give her the best night by taking her somewhere nice and she loved it so much but if any of the sanses (looking at the bad sanses) feel any sort of negative way at her kids, she will cut off the romantic path and possibly friendship if this keeps up. Her kids are her number 1 priority, you can follow her, stalk her, chase her down, she doesnβt care unless it invloved her kids then itβs big problems, she does NOT PLAY about her kids.
Hi! π
Thank you! I donβt know much about Epic yet, but I did the rest of them!
Error
He pretends he doesnβt like your little βrugratsβ, like heβs not sneaking them chocolate and ignoring when they steal the dolls heβs made specifically with them in mind
Heβs neither good nor bad with your children. Heβs not the peak of emotional intelligence, but heΒ doesΒ have child-care-muscle-memory
Honestly, you kind of confuse him. He has thisΒ massiveΒ puppy crush on you, but youβre pure hearted intentions annoy him sooo muchΒ
If anything, having a bunch of toddlers might make it easier to deal with his emotional outbursts. You have experience
Cross
There are tiny children climbingΒ all overΒ him and he is frozen like a statue. Theyβre so fragileΒ and cute and he doesnβt know what to do with himselfΒ
Be careful, he hasΒ noΒ defense against the puppy dog eyes. Your kids will beΒ gorgedΒ on chocolate by the time you come back
As for you, heβs kind of caught between tripping over himself becauseΒ pretty ladyΒ and turning full palace guard mode
Killer
Uhhhhhh, you might not be getting some of those kids back
Cute baby animal toddlers?Β Yoink
Is he a little jealous of the attention they get? Yeeeaaah. But heβs not resentful. Just whiny. He canβt be mad at those cute little faces!
Honestly you often look back and just find a skeleton sitting amongst your usual parade with a goofy smile.
Fresh
Your children confuse him for a hot minute, cause it doesnβt quite click that theyβre babies, but once that registers heβs fairly calm around them.
He doesnβt do much other than just watch your kids with a smile on his face. Heβs not exactly the helicopter parent type. But he thinks theyβre cute and pretty charming.
He does get a little confused by why youβve let them out of the nest so early, but figures you must just beΒ thatΒ strong if youβre okay with them being out in the open with you.
Dust
Not a fan of children, but these fluffy little things are easier to deal with then most kiddosΒ
He doesΒ notΒ babysit, but he doesnβt mind their existence. He mostly operates as the nap time cuddle buddyΒ
He tries to be gentle with your kids, for you.
You, on the other hand, he treats like an angel who should not be as pure as they are. He canβt understand how someone whoβs lived soΒ longΒ can be soΒ good.
Ink
HeβsΒ barelyΒ taller than your babies and itβs hilariousΒ
One look at your menagerie and heβs pulling out the step-parenting self help books. HeΒ lovesΒ kids
And you canβt seem to shake his cheerful, puppy dog eyes, no matter what you try. Heβs crushing so. unbelievably.Β hard.Β
Heβs not quite stalking you, but only by technicality. Youβre easy to find and heΒ doesΒ usually find an acceptable excuse for seeking you out.
Geno
Heβs verbally a little mean (though never full-heartedly) to your kids, so if thatβs a no go, you probably wonβt like him
That being said, he also has had a mountain of sentient stuffed animals piled on and around him while he watches one of him more kid friendly dramasΒ
Your kids arenβt human, so that helps with his Frisk/Chara trauma. And your babyβs are very well behaved (due to your excellent parenting of course) so he warms up to them pretty fast
He has little to no opinion on you really, except those rare crush moments where he goes βyeah thatβsΒ definitelyΒ a goddessβ. If anything, he just finds you peaceful company compared to the usual suspects that torment him.
