#godbird

Did Kagemusou tell you that I found a child's footprint in it this morning, when investigating what happened to the pumpkin sprouts?

I didn't. He told you about the deer.

Nikku found the stem of the sprout without the leaves, which led me to the deer conclusion; considering the nature of the damage.

Then [redacted] watered.

If those child's footprints went all the way through the garden, I did not see them to investigate the fact before they watered. Even if they could be found, which possibility do you prefer? Because such signs most likely cannot be found, why bother preferring something unrealistic and antagonistic to your own happiness?

Did someone trick you into thinking that?

Then why did you do so? For whom or what?

Were you thinking about the Devil?

Did you know he could eat you in One bite?

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I have a confession to make.

I have to report myself to the. . . (hold on, let me get the proper text so I don't offend them) Camarilla Dominion about my potential violation of the first tradition.

I was crossing the street and thinking as I do and someone spotted me lurking like the predator claws out vampirically and hunched totally obvious not containing myself anymore. It had been such a blood feast!

I understand if I have to Diablerie you for this.

(I am excited about playing the new Vampire Bloodlines game. I am a very big fan of the series, especially liking that one with my high school self built gaming PC for the first Steam and Valve stuff*. I am presently titillating myself further with sweet restraint.)

*you old folks and young kids probably see easter eggs like that out there. Those are for folks like me.

I am one of the people who helped make all of Gameindustri possible because of how deeply I know about it, participate, and work towards making the magic happen in games for everyone.

Look at them trying to lock me out, like they don't recognize me, and most certainly do.

. . .

"These games are the Devil! Take them off the market! They are misleading our kids to sin!"

I can't wait to show you. It's going to make you so happy.

What is this man doing, this man with the word, the word 'Godbird'?

It is going to be bloody good horrorshow, I promise sweet and sticky. The gooey kind of crunch, the kind that makes you lose your lunch, it's so good. You will love it love it love it, great horrorshow justice spectacle depravity ensemble event! A great supernatural showing that exposes the evils of the world in your homes and governments!

Come one and come all, be in the Godbird or under it, do not be caught without!!!

It's a bloody scary god damned movie. I promise.

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My j-friends... I will tell you something. Early in the making of Godbird, I received notice through the shadow lumens that you do in fact recognize Godbird and want to see. You knew from the start. It is really our movie because of it. It is the one that we are going to make to get them with. And get them good forever.

There is a connection I mean... you saw this and was like... yes, equally.

Let us do it now! To hell with it! Throw the gauntlet upon the glass table and stop eating swine already.

Let's make the horrorshow happen.

I think that chomo evil nastiness was the last thing. I think that's it. After that... well maybe give it a little bit of time. Your intervention and the media attention would help me receive services and legal justice and all of it. Without that kind of awareness from the public community about how they are being hurt and why for ignoring problems on purpose and covering up pedophile cop crimes, there's really nothing anyone can do to help themselves.

To help themselves they have to stop the injustice of what is happening to me with their own public authority in a government. Nothing can happen until that is corrected...

What did you people really expect?

You wanted to see what would happen, sure, I get that, but... did you expect it to turn into magic money or something and not a disaster of cataclysmic nation ending treason? Did you expect it to make my disposition towards you any friendlier?

Then why do it?

That is in fact treason, Donald Trump. You will never be forgiven.

You cannot kill people from a distance like that and expect it to not be a problem.

Donald Trump, this is one of the reasons why we already know about you. Your crime is common place, and you will not escape you COWARD TRAITOR EVIL MONSTER!!!

Will you be able to look at the rider when Justice takes you away from us?

who cares. Just get rid of him.

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If you need me to be president for a term, I will do it to arrange the changes that need to happen which I explaind elsewhere, which will serve to sanitize the corruption of the American government and restore law and order according to the Constitution. Replacing the nation entirely. The broken corrupt one will be done away with and a new one will be restored to its place. Fresh and clean and updated with all our modern universal needs.

However, you will have to totally break down and ask humbly if that's what you want. I won't run for you. I won't do any of it. You will move everything for me, and I will walk through and my Word will be everything. You will see.

I'm surprised that you people never even got a whiff of true intellectual merit while in your political studies and elite circles and vile god damn rich people lives. I am horrified that none of you have a sophisticated thought in your mind.

One of the good things about the fact that I happen to also be a king, and you don't need to be afraid of that. It might do you good anyway to face that fear and learn what kings are really all about.

Whatever the case, the fact that I am dignified and morally intelligent will provide sophistication to the next generations who see me bodily in the place of a world leader when they rightfully desire to avoid the ugly, evil, hateful, vile criminal lives of those evil bad people like Trump as his gang who ruined Life for everyone with how his incompetence destroyed the world and made it unlivable.

The world is unlivable is it not!? It's because of that belligerent turd man being incompetent and not able to do the job of a president and is a god damn problem!

The world is unlivable because of how his stupid minded evil prejudice and bigotry against poor and disabled people, as well as the other thing they shouldn't pretend to know about-- and that affects all of humanity. It's ungodly for a president to have such savage unintelligent uncivilized beast urges in their mind, or behaviors the tax payer is funding that are so undignified because of how stupid, evil, unintelligent, criminal, unwise, and unreliable that bastard is!!!!

GET RID OF TRUMP!!!!! Nobody cares about "legal process" anymore. Do you want to keep your Honor, Courage, and Commitment, Admiral CNO? Because you can't if you protect a traitor treasonous bastard coward like Donald Trump.

It hurts all of America.

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I don't know how many of my commission clients are here on Tumblr necessarily but I'm cross-posting this update here just in case.

I am doing a personal [colloquially titled] Iron Artist for the entirety of December in an effort to improve my delivery time for commissions and emails. Thank you for your patience as I work to further reduce my backlog!

Full Update Post is Available Here ◦ godbirdart.com/updates

Nearly forgot to make this post as I went Right Into It on the first of December. This post will be pinned for the month in an effort to keep people [especially my clients] informed on the going-on behind the scenes and that I haven't just up and disappeared.

My original Pinned Post / About is still available Here.

I want some one, a plucky engineer artist with a sick and twisted sense of sadistic pain art; indulging the masochism of creation himself: design and build the Godbird.

We will use special effects bodies from Hollywood for the magnum opus.

Then have a special cadaver show outside for people to learn anatomy from real dead bodies.

Also invite all the freaks from around the world to have shows and performances for anyone who wants to see some freaky talents.

Finally, have a wwico certified recruiter there for any orphans and runaways who want to ditch it all and join the circus. This is Satan's Circus of course and it is extremely evil and dangerous, so they need to know what they are getting their selves into and that there is no return before they go.

Any other additions of yours are of course welcome at your discretion.

Signed,

The Passion.

p.s. it's getting better! The lump and demon script is better this morning.

Harry Potter... you ought to be grateful to J. K. Rowling, for preparing you for my glory, which would destroy lesser men.

You have my permission Miss Rowling (this is the real Nico), to write me into a sequal series that brings everything back to the ink. Ya dig? I will act with the other kid, and then we'll get this Emma Watson and Ron Weasly business sorted out while we do as will. This is unfair to everyone, and you alone have the power to help.

I don't know wtf you people are doing, or why I read that "other book" when it was released. How did that happen? Curious only. Whatever it may be, it's not your fault, the kids, nor mine. We can all make it write together; you do your thing, I'll do mine. This will help me get my own workshop in order to do so.

Also... hehheh I'll be able to Bible thump it with her...

I like this idea. I want to think about it more huh?

We will do current storyfiction! One issue at a time.

Let me know if you have any questions or desire any of my mysterious services and ways.

It is highly unusual kids, that I learned magic without a teacher. There is only one way that is possible...

End of report sausage. Beglefind!

Ohhhh ho ho ho... you want to see some evil magic stuff on screen without special effects to verify? I can find it. I will tear and riP that evil out of the Darkness before it ever had a thought to exist, simply to crush it under my-- whatever I crush it with!

Here is the secret agreement kids... the one between the Lords and Princes of the World: The Dark Lord aka the Dark One, The Devil, Satan, the Evil One, Prince of Darkness, Lord of Shadows, Sauron etc. have all agreed that He is giving you One and only One Good One of Him. That's me and my life. You will do well to not let my Life be wasted in storyverse relative to yours.

Harry... when Samara enters and water spills in... that is called black grace. It is the light of the emperor of the Rising Sun; the Black Sun. His eyes are not yet open... his life is not yet seen.

If there is an imperial princess of Japan and she is single and available, watch me go marry her irl and be all popular about in on reality tv Japan. Ya dig? This ain't me yo.

Do you know one of the things that makes Samara and me special as ghosts? We prefer silence.

Do your worst to them J. K. Rowling. That is I did to myself with Storyteller. I will be there to make sure they don't die irl with a Devil sin God judged because someone saw who didn't really know.

What I would do is divorce them, send her to me by evil slut magic from the darkverse, and have rebuke her then remarry them under my own authority the vile demon she asked for with excess desire...