Mar 18, 2025
"Poop is not the opposite of food, but its source. True fertilizer is the only antidote to hungry."
- Uncle Iroh if he was weirder
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"Poop is not the opposite of food, but its source. True fertilizer is the only antidote to hungry."
- Uncle Iroh if he was weirder
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IM SCREAMING
I'm going through Guards! Guards! Again and I never caught the line CMOT says like "by rights there should be a maiden chained to a stone, but the aunt said no."
Havelock......did......did you actually ask your aunt?? SURELY NOT
SIR!
Two Vimes family scenes that just popped into my head:
1) Sam and Sybil in the bathroom. Sybil sitting (probs half naked) on a chair in front of the mirror, towel around her shoulders as Sam helps with her fortnightly head shave. Theyāre both giggly and chatty, talking about their day. He enjoys running his hands over the stubble - it feels like velvet.Ā
2) The family is at some big do, and have Young Sam with them.Ā A nobleman makes a crack at Vimes for being such a hands on father.Ā
SamĀ āIām actively undoing my generational trauma and working hard to make sure my son grows up 1) knowing his father and 2) knowing his father loves himā Vimes just looks up and says something along the lines of:Ā
āBold of you to admit to being a slack father and husband in one fell swoop, and in front of so many people, but go off I guessāĀ
insert well written and totally thought out post about how Vimesā interactions with his adopted children - I mean the watch - remind me of the tough old men in my family who are all either farmers, rugby players, or both, and wonāt tell you they love you but will tell you to put your boots on and come help him outside. And spends the afternoon taking you round the paddocks cheeking on the sheep, and gets annoyed if you show up without a hat or coat, and gets embarrassed if you catch him sneaking the dog a bikkie....here
Monstrous regiment was the first discworld book I ever read (lucky break for a queer teen!) and I spent most of it goingĀ
āWho the FUCK is this weird old man???āĀ
And now I love him
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Cozy......
Iām re-listening to the audio book of Guards! Guards! because Iām going to start working on that AU I mentioned a while back and justĀ
Iām so used to the more healthy Vimes that this book makes me so sadddddd
likeĀ
You meet him when heās gotten shitfaced after burying his friend
Iām gonna cry my poor boy
and Fred? It mentions Fred just sobbing at the funeral like Jesus my HEART MY BOYS
Today I learned that chess boxing is a REAL SPORTĀ Ā
My mind is blown!!!