If I have one purpose in life, it’s ranking the most hilarious/iconic lyrics from the TVL songs so far 🎶
Here’s my ✨TOP 5 ✨
(please stream the EPs, Daniel Hart's evil genius brain is unmatched 🤩)
5- « Big Boss wants to get you in bed » – BIG BOSS 💼
I just love the layers of meaning there, when you think about it. Lestat both mocks the fact that Armand wants to « bed him » (god he’s OBSESSED with L), while also joking that he’s a daddy that puts his « child » (aka Daniel 😆) to sleep, and sadly also has killed many people (referring to the « death bed »).
4- « I got the wolverine blues » – Nothin’ to Lose 🐺
Dude, this call-back must have stung for Louis 😂! Lestat is truly the Brat Prince™️, making fun of the fact that Louis thought he wrote that song, he’s so petty… I keep being reminded that even in a song written mostly about Gabriella, everything has to come back to Louis somehow. God I love them bad 😍
3- « Is anyone surprised it’s nearly We’re-Fucked-O’clock? » – Plastic Fiends 💣
This one is so quotable!! If I think about it for too long I might doom-cry, so that’s all I’ll say for now (the French heatwave hit me hard, I can’t cope 😫)
2- « Oh what a drag, Lestat is a hag, let’s put him in drag, ah » –The Butterscotch Bitch 👑
Considering the little number we got in episode 4, yes, let’s put Lestat in full drag 💯! The Cuntessa would serve HARD!!
1- « You look like Saran Wrap and you smell like Febreze » – Plastic Fiends 😷
Nothing to add, really 🙌. I laugh every time, the idea that a two-century-old vampire would describe the human race in 2K25 like that, it just kills me 😂
(Honorable mention to « You’ve gotta a lotta rules for an old piece of mold » from BIG BOSS, this one is just straight up mean and uncalled for, it’s sooo perfect! XD)
