If I have one purpose in life, itβs ranking the most hilarious/iconic lyrics from the TVL songs so far πΆ
Hereβs my β¨TOP 5 β¨
(please stream the EPs, Daniel Hart's evil genius brain is unmatched π€©)
5- « Big Boss wants to get you in bedΒ Β» β BIG BOSS πΌ
I just love the layers of meaning there, when you think about it. Lestat both mocks the fact that Armand wants to « bedΒ himΒ Β» (god heβs OBSESSED with L), while also joking that heβs a daddy that puts his « childΒ Β» (aka Daniel π) to sleep, and sadly also has killed many people (referring to the « death bedΒ Β»).Β
4- « I got the wolverine bluesΒ Β» β Nothinβ to LoseΒ πΊ
Dude, this call-back must have stung for Louis π! Lestat is truly the Brat Princeβ’οΈ, making fun of the fact that Louis thought he wrote that song, heβs so pettyβ¦ I keep being reminded that even in a song written mostly about Gabriella, everything has to come back to Louis somehow. God I love them bad π
3- « Is anyone surprised itβs nearly Weβre-Fucked-Oβclock?Β Β» β Plastic FiendsΒ π£
This one is so quotable!! If I think about it for too long I might doom-cry, so thatβs all Iβll say for now (the French heatwave hit me hard, I canβt cope π«)
2- « Oh what a drag, Lestat is a hag, letβs put him in drag, ahΒ Β» βThe Butterscotch Bitch π
Considering the little number we got in episode 4, yes, letβs put Lestat in full drag π―! The Cuntessa would serve HARD!!
1- « You look like Saran Wrap and you smell like FebrezeΒ Β» β Plastic FiendsΒ π·
Nothing to add, really π. I laugh every time, the idea that a two-century-old vampire would describe the human race in 2K25 like that, it just kills me π
(Honorable mention to « Youβve gotta a lotta rules for an old piece of moldΒ Β» from BIG BOSS, this one is just straight up mean and uncalled for, itβs sooo perfect! XD)
