Qualifiers: Gnome Bard
Smash
Pass
The Gnome Bard! 3 ft (91 cm) tall fun-loving former fey! Pathfinder gnomes never age, they live as long as they dream, explore, innovate, and live life fully! If they lose luster for life, the color slowly drains from them and they almost always die. But thankfully they're curious sorts, so that usually takes a good 400+ years. The bards can play music you can't help but dance to, teleport 5 feet and ignore minor damage when slapped, and have plenty of fun spells! Like giving you commands you can't deny, dazing you, improving your performance and courage, cleaning, and making minor visual and audible illusions. Also, some are notorious for inappropriate or socially critical performances.
...I'm typing this out and realizing they'd actually be fucking fantastic. Likely experienced, always down for trying something new and can help you if you want to try but are scared. Magic to dominate AND to clean up, illusions to help your fantasy. Though I'm sure a few of you just got a new nightmare of "the brat can teleport when spanked."
