#gnarpians

Decided to read into the gnarpian zystem a bit... Lookz like there'z a whole chain of command...

Uuunngh.. my head... It'z like i've been ran over by thirty UFOz...

Hey!

Where am I, what-

HEY!

Took you long enough to wake up! I can't move with thiz ztupid zorby crap on me!

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Hello Hello Garby you there? It’z Xillian

Ok zo I’m at the leaderz place thingy forgot what itz called no time for that, I znuck in but didn’t exactly plan what to do next zo now I’m hiding.

YOU'RE IN THE MAIN LEADER'Z PALACE?! THAT PLACE IZ A WALKING TALKING DEATH TRAP! IT DOEZN'T HAVE MUCH ZECURITY AZ THE EMPEROR'Z PALACE BUT IT'Z ZTILL BAD C-calm yourzelf, garby...

I live at Zlermbyzdale! Founded in 1875 by rural farmerz!

On the left you can zee Zeezonk Dligdoog, 1894-2004, xe waz a pretty nice guy, gentle and friendly!

Next to xim iz my grandpa germby! Xe waz born around 1933. Xe lookz zo cute in thiz picture! On the right iz my great Grandma Glechi! 1892 - 1938 Zhe had thiz zecret recipe NO ONE KNOWZ ABOUT BUT OUR FAMILY! GHAHAHAA!!

Picture iz dated at Auguzt 30th 1938!

if there iz more, I will pozt it!

So have some of my AU (Mostly gnarpy AU) headcanons

Gnarpy was forcibly drafted at a VERY young age due to xis special condition. Xe faintly remembers xis mother and father because of this.

Child soldiers are common in Gars. Gnarpy wasn't given any special treatment, for this, they were even more ruthless and harsh on xim.

Gnarpy is older than Garby by three years. While Gnarpy is a co-leader, Garby is a fleet general.

The reason why Gnarpy was born green in my AU would be heavy spoilers for something I'm working on.

Garblix Dligzoog hates it when someone spells xis name as "Dilgzoog."

The transition between a soldier and co-leader is a long process, taking five to ten years wearing a pack of some sort. Improper removal will cause... well... Let's just say that it won't be pretty to watch.

Gnarpy has HORRENDOUSLY bad luck when driving a UFO. For this, xe will ask one of xis soldiers to drive for xim.

Mach is able to take down low-level deities with her banhammer. But no higher.

Gnarpians did many experiments on many different people across the galaxy and gave them nicknames. Like Spud, Floob, Glab, and Hotdog. However, one would be named "Incident Zero"... No gnarpian talks about "Incident Zero"

If Gregoriah would meet Gnarpy, he would probably give xim a ton of affection... and receive some bite marks back.

One thing I will tell you about "Incident Zero" is that he's very forgiving. Especially to those who he finds cute.