1000 Followers Celebration - Six Eight Fanarts

Neon J. (No Straight Roads) - @ocularose

Sheldon (Splatoon 2) - @pelman

Gingerdead Man (Full Moon Universe) - @gingerweed-man

Johnny (Sonic Rush Adventure) - anonymous

Kliff (No Straight Roads) - @teeny-tiny-mousey

Pac-Man (My human?AU) - @ninjastar107

Roba (The Problem Soverz) - @bigfatnerdycrocodile

Dr. Irabu (Welcome to Irabu's Office/Trapeze) - anonymous

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Thank you to everyone that participated in our final follower's celebration, and thank you to everyone that's followed me up till now~ It's been a wild ride with some highs and lows, but nonetheless it's pretty cool that I've made it this far basically by being cringe~

I hope that y'all consider sticking around to see where we go from here~

Hello all you happy people! So lately i've had two problems. The first is that my subscriber counts for patreon and substack have flatlined. No one's joining and I haven't had a ton of space in my schedule to do original content to make it worth joining. And while I used to offer a review a month for 5 dollar subscribers, and those still signed up for that service are grandfathered in, I simply can't make schedule space. The second is much more of a petty problem but I buy tons of movies. With this streaming climate you can't know if something will stream forever and evne before that I just like owning giant piles of movies. But as I got rid of some I realized just how many I hadn't watched in a while or at all.

Enter the solution to both that hopefully some of you fine folks seeing this will sign up for: SUBSCRIBER SELECTS! Here's how it works. The image you see above you is this list. These films have been hand selected by my patreon and substack subscribers from this big ole pile of my movies and if you join up you too can select one. One entry for each dollar you pay a month. And to make things fair while like brotoman.exe who picked the last two rows, no patreon or substacker can win two months in a row. So you have a better chance of getting something you specifically want if you subscribe, but your not going to be shit out of luck if you only pay a dollar and you get to choose another each time your movie is chosen. I have 847 films, I keep a list on substack. Even taking out ones I want to cover in a retrospective, don't want to cover or have already covered, I still have hundreds of films to fill the pile with and can always throw a streaming movie or two in there for funsies. This will keep going until it either gets unwieldy or I finally collapse under my own weight.

The chosen film will then be an exclusive review on substack and patreon. So you not only may get a review for a fraction of the usual 15 dollar comission price tag (Though anything in the pile or on the list to be chosen can be commissioned normally by any intrested parties wink wink) but you get a shiny entirely exclusive review each month. I"ll try to do more but i'm sticking with one right now to keep up with my work load. So if you like film reviews, you like keeping this blog afloat in troubling economic times and you like reviews of movie films, animated movie films and weird as shit movie films my friends and patrons made me watch, hop aboard

PATREON

SUBSTACK

I have a diverse set of films for you to pick from! You want superhero films like i've been covering lately? we've got batman vs dracula, vs jim carrey, vs Frank Drebbin! We've got every james gunn film I own, two guardians, suicide squad and slither which isn't a superhero movie but it has micheal rooker so you know it's james gunn! We've got TMNT, steven universe, zoolander, the wicker man, child's play, scream! If you like nonsense we've got nonsense to make me sit through! Bud II Bud the Chud! a film where Megan Fox plays an angel mickey rourke is horny for and also bill murray is there! James Alexander in a bad combover talking about sex! Weird religious films starring mr t! And don't think we forgot about the power glove as Freddy Kruger is in the mix too! We've got x-men, new mutants, stephen king, so much stuff you can find here and pick from if you become a patreon or substacker

And as an added bonus i'm now going to randomize for my VERY FIRST subscriber select to announce the review to all of you as I write this! Here we go!

And the winner is @brotoman-exe with POKEMON DESTINY DEOXYS!

The Gingerdead Man will be released on Blu-ray on August 13 via Full Moon Features. Gary Busey stars in the 2005 slasher comedy as the titular killer cookie.

Charles Band (Trancers, Evil Bong) directs from a script by Domonic Muir (Critters, Evil Bong). Robin Sydney, Jonathan Chase, Alexia Aleman, Margaret Blye, James Snyder, and Larry Cedar round out the cast.

The Gingerdead Man has been newly remastered from the original elements. Special features are listed below.