omggg yess i can totally see you liking comments that are from the thirsty side of the internet, because while you can’t reply because of his squeaky clean image, vought never told you you can’t like comments! 😏
“i know her back hurts after this.” a funny comment left under a picture of homie you posted, him all dolled up for a dawn of the seven premiere looking sexy as ever ofc.
“till the walls are red white and blue” a comment right under it, also liked by you. this one you actually reply with a 🇺🇸.
— NO WAY SHE JUST REPLIED TO THAT
— oh she’s a freak 🤭🤭
“homelander, you’re lucky you’re the strongest man in the world because you’re gonna need all that strength to keep me off of her 💀” left under a selfie you posted, rewarded with a like by yours truly.
“HOMELANDER CAN YOU FIGHT?!?” he saw this one on the rare occasions he uses his phone, mainly because he was looking at how gorgeous you looked but the mention of his name did catch his eye for a second. he replied with a
— “Yes”
— LMAOOO
— no way THE homelander just responded rip
— she’s all yours bro 💀
i can totally see you following fan accounts for him and one day seeing a post with a down bad caption talking about how crazy it must be in bed with him because you really can yank on his blonde locks while he’s going down on you and he won’t feel a thing, and with little thought you comment
“it’s true.”
— aWWWWHHSHSHSNWHAT WHAT
— UMMM
— NO WAY Y/N YORUE A FREAKKK
— 👀 um @ vought @ thesevenoffical @ homelander ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
— homelander more like homebanger, come get ur girl!! 😭😭😭😭😭
— I am at a loss for words
— I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
— @ y/n PLEASE SPILL THE TEA TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE I BEGGG
he has no idea about the little interaction but it definitely made your week.
also sending him stupid love memes.
you send text him this:
— Whose cat is that?
what?
— It’s a cat
yeah.
— Why did you send me this
read it.
— i’m confused
baby literally read it.
*a minute goes by*
nevermind
— OH you miss me? 😏👀
yes you idiot
— Watch your mouth
— I miss you too
— How do I send one of those Cat word pictures
😭😭
OMG YESSSSSSS thank u again for this juicy gift 😂 I love all of these!!!!
The: “HOMELANDER CAN YOU FIGHT?!?” “Yes” "she’s all yours bro 💀" has me rolling LMAO, pls I need more of him interacting on socials like that that's SOOOO funny.
You're killing it with these. Kick vought/ashley/whoever the fuck out, you're now in charge of socials 😂
You know people are constantly wondering whether he is a good boy scout missionary type in bed or if he's a freak. Finally they'll be getting a little glimpse of that at least.
"Cat word pictures" 💀💀 that's so him lmao
OMg it's funny you mention the memes. Bcs I was just thinking the other day that if you quoted memes/soundbites/the classics™ he'd have 0 clue what you're saying at all times.
I'd be blasting his phone with memes, shorts & reels and he'd have no clue wtf most of it all means 😭 he's pretty good with general pop culture, movies and traditional media but the social media part of it escapes him a bit I feel.
I know he texts like a boomer. Then once you get him using emojis he's inserting them after every word (or ending each text with 🦅🇺🇸 🦸♂️)
