Su Muyu , laying into Changhe:
you're stupid, bloodthirsty, too ambitious and your personality fucking sucks. You've almost ruined every mission we've been assigned to because you get distracted, and we're alive today solely thanks to our skills and sheer luck. You can't be entrusted with the Dormant Dragon Sword and the title of Patriarch by yourself because you will plunge the rest of the world into chaos
Su Changhe, looking so in love he's almost crying:
this is like every drug known to humanity combined
(AND ALSO DON'T GET ME STARTED ON CHANGHE'S WHOLE "I'LL LET YOU GO EVEN IF IT TEARS MY SOUL APART" THING)

















