#getit?!

GAY ACE FUCK

1) Walking towards the subway, I passed a AAA truck with the advertisement "AAA Batteries Delivered and Installed" on the back and chuckled to myself at the thought of a morbidly obese dude whose television clicker stopped working.

2) To the guy who decided to stop at the top of the stairs and made me miss my subway this morning:  Fuck you.

3) To the lady standing on the platform who stood directly in front of the doors and wouldn't let me exit the subway car:  Fuck you, too.

4) I enter the quad and I see a guy in military camo running from one end to the other and duck between two buildings (one of which was the chem building)...which is never a good thing to see walking on a college campus.  Then I see another camo-bedecked guy walking on the other side of the chem building.  I turn down the little path to enter my building and there were 3 guys (in camo, obv) writing messages in sidewalk chalk for some Exercise Boot Camp thingy.  I think that will be the only time in my life that I will ever read "GET SWOLE!" in a pastel blue medium preferred by suburban children.

5) I key into the departmental office to make a cup of coffee before going upstairs and see the photo that I just uploaded.