“I just keep doing everything wrong! I’m a fucking—“
“Do not. You don’t get to insult my best friend.”
“Look at me! I’m fucked in the head! I can’t even do the most basic shit anymore! I would’ve been better off dea— OW!”
“Your fault. You’re the one who decided to insult someone I love. I love you, dickhead, and if you died I’d be fucking devastated. Now come here and hug me.”
“… You didn’t have to hit me.”
“I absolutely did.”
(Genuary 2026, Day 8: Broken)
















