#gentle!reader

Relationship Information

Adrien was not prepared to meet you. 

The first time you guys met was actually battling an akuma. 

Chat noir was clearing the area and guiding citizens to safety when he saw you in front of the akuma. Before he could reach out to save you, you had thrown a pie at an akuma instead of running away

He knew immediately that you were a problem.

At first, he thought he was just amused by you

"You’re ridiculous."

"And you love it." (He did. But he wasn’t ready to admit it.)

Plagg noticed before Adrien did. "Kid, you look at them like they hung the moon."

"I DO NOT—" Plagg just rolls his eyes. He knew Adrien was doomed.

At some point, Ladybug decided to give the monkey miraculous (out of desperation) to you.

Technically she gave it to chat noir to give to you cause she felt like he’d find someone who matched its vibe yk. 

Now he miscalculated as chat noir and ended up de-transforming in front of you…. 

Now that you know each other's superhero and civilian identity, you flirt with him even more, but Adrien assumes you were just messing with him.

"Wow, minou, I should’ve gotten a Miraculous that lets me steal hearts instead."

"Haha… yeah…" (Adrien.exe has stopped working)

It hit him all at once during a fight. You got seriously hurt for the first time, and he panicked.

"That wasn’t funny, don’t ever do that again."

“You’re worried about me, minou?" (You were smirking, but your voice was softer than usual.)

"Of course I am, I—"

Oh. Oh no.

He immediately tried to pretend he wasn’t in love with you. Spoiler: he failed miserably.

"Dude, just confess." Nino attempts to convince him

"What if they laugh at me?"

"BRO. THEY’VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU FOR MONTHS." Alya literally screams at him cause how can one be that blind???

Adrien finally worked up the nerve to tell you… except he blurted it out at the worst possible moment.

You were mid-prank, trying to see how many macarons you could balance on his head.

"I think I’m in love with you." All the macarons fell.

You just stared at him.

"You think?"

"I mean—No—I know—Wait, I wanted to say this differently—"

You grinned and tackled him into a hug. "Took you long enough."

"…Wait, you KNEW?!"

"Of course I knew! Adrien, I’ve been waiting for you to realize!"

You kissed his cheek and whispered, "You’re cute when you’re flustered."

Adrien.exe crashed again.

Daily Life and Couple Things

Adrien is used to following strict rules, so your unpredictable nature baffles and delights him. He never knows what you'll do next, and honestly? He loves it.

"Why are you stealing my food?"

"Because if I asked, you’d say yes, and that takes the fun out of it."

You introduce him to the concept of "doing things just because," and he finds himself in questionable activities.

You once replaced Adrien’s schedule with completely fake classes.

"Why do I have 'Advanced Duck Whispering' at 10 AM?"

"Oh, you better hurry. Ms. Quackens doesn’t like tardiness."

Whenever Lila lies, you nod aggressively and add an even more ridiculous detail to the story, just to see if she rolls with it. 

Adrien has to turn away to keep from laughing.

You steal his expensive pens just to make him chase you. (He lets you win half the time because he likes seeing you happy.)

Adrien never swears, so you teach him "acceptable alternatives." Now, when he stubs his toe, he says, "Oh, sugar biscuits!"

Adrien, being the sweet boy he is, is initially horrified when you encourage minor chaos. "We can’t just take an entire baguette and run!" But then you flash him a grin, and suddenly… maybe you can.

(Don’t worry he left cash on the shop workers counter before you could see)

You teach him how to sneak out without getting caught (he gets caught anyway because he’s too polite to ignore Nathalie’s calls)

Sometimes, Adrien stares at you with so much fondness because you make his life exciting in a way he never expected.

You randomly poke his cheek when he's deep in thought, just to remind him you're there.

"Adrien, I have a totally normal and reasonable idea."

"Last time you said that, we almost got arrested.”

"Yeah, but we didn’t."

Jester & Chat Noir

Your entire fighting style is just annoying the villain until they quit.

Ladybug : “What’s your plan Jester?”

You : "Oh, I’m just gonna confuse them until they give up."

The funny thing is that it works. You dodge every attack in the stupidest ways possible while cracking jokes, and by the end, the akuma is exhausted.

You make constant puns just to see how long it takes for Chat Noir to regret his life choices.

“That was a very MONKEY business decision.”

“Stop.”

“Come on, mon minou, don’t go bananas.”

“PLEASE.”

Ladybug feels like the puns you make are even worse than chat’s (which says ALOT)

Your Lucky Charm equivalent? Some random object that you have to make work in the dumbest way possible

And you always do

Chat Noir : “How will a balloon animal help?!”

You : “Have faith, dear feline.

Ladybug sometimes regrets making you an official hero (she loves you but sometimes it feels like she’s babysitting two kids). However, you seem to make chat noir happy so she doesn’t say anything.

Chat Noir : "We have to be subtle!”

You : "Got it." Immediately does something incredibly unsubtle.

Adrien knows he should be stopping you from causing chaos, but half the time, he’s laughing too hard to stop you.

You like to bet on who can make the most dramatic entrance. He’s Chat Noir, so he should win, but then you show up swinging from a chandelier, and he has to admit defeat.

You tell him you have "a foolproof plan" to defeat an akuma. It usually works… in the most absurd way possible. (Like getting the akuma to monologue while you steal their weapon.)

Plagg & You: A Dangerous Duo

Plagg adores you. Like, this ball of chaos sees you as his favorite human.

Adrien knew you two would be trouble the second he caught you teaching Plagg how to juggle tiny cheese wheels.

“Why does my room smell like burned camembert?”

“…No reason.” (You and Plagg are exchanging guilty looks.)

Plagg is your biggest enabler. If you come up with a bad idea, Plagg is the first to say, “DO IT.”

Whenever Adrien tries to be responsible, Plagg just floats over to you and whispers, “Distract him.” And you DO.

Adrien : “I have a photoshoot tomorrow, I really can’t—”

You : grabs a pillow and smacks him in the face “Oops.”

Adrien : “…you did that on purpose.”

Plagg : “I think you should hit them back. For justice.”

Adrien refuses to let you and Plagg be alone together anymore. The last time he left you both unsupervised he came back to his entire closet upside down.

Around Others

Nino & Alya

"So let me get this straight. Adrien’s dating a human tornado." 

"Yep."

Nino thinks you’re hilarious and enables you (almost as much as plagg).

"You should be stopping them."  Alya points out

"But it’s FUNNY.”

Alya, however, is constantly trying to get footage of your shenanigans.  

"Girl, you are PRIME Ladyblog content."

"Alya, no–"  

Nino once watched you convince Adrien to climb onto a moving carousel and decided that was enough for the day.

“Dude, she’s gonna get you arrested."  

"It’s called ‘living a little,’ Nino."  Adrien recites one of your many catchphrases

Marinette

"I just- Adrien, how do you handle this??"  

"With love and patience."

Meanwhile, you’re in the background doing flips off a park bench.

100% baffled by how you two work.  

She thought Adrien needed a sweet, gentle love interest. Instead, he’s dating a human cyclone  

Lowkey respects that you can get him away from his suffocating home life, though.  

Chloé

"Ugh, of COURSE, you’d date someone like them." 

Tries to hate you but is secretly jealous of how free you are.  

Once, you borrowed… her expensive sunglasses and put them on Ladybug plush she owned.  

"CHLÖÉ LOOK, THE STATUE IS FASHIONABLE NOW!"  

She actually screamed.

Cute Moments

You and Adrien are that couple that makes no sense but also makes perfect sense.

He’s the golden retriever to your orange cat and somehow, it works.

He adores how free-spirited you are. You make him feel like life isn’t just about rules and expectations.

You once convinced him to ditch a photoshoot for a whole day of fun. He swore he’d regret it. 

He did NOT regret it.

It was the happiest you’d ever seen him.

You love ruffling his hair just to see him pout.

"Stop that!"

"Never."

He definitely holds your hand to keep you from running off to do something stupid.

"You’re not wandering off this time."

"I would never—"

Adrien just raises an eyebrow in disbelief.

Whenever Adrien gets overwhelmed with expectations, you grab his hand and pull him away.

"C’mon, minou. Let’s get lost for a bit."

He always feels lighter with you.

You poke his cheek when he’s sad. If that doesn’t work, you tickle him. If that doesn’t work, you grab his hand and start spinning him around in circles.

"Let me down—"

"Not until you smile again”

He doesn’t know why, but it always makes his heart race.

Adrien loves spontaneous cuddles. You’ll randomly throw yourself onto him, and he’ll just melt.

"You’re warm." 

"Are you using me as a personal heater again?"

"…No?"

People either love or fear you two together and yet somehow, you bring out the best in each other.

"Adrien, do you trust me?"

"…No. But I like you, so let’s go."

Relationship Information

You were a new student and Marinette adopted you into her friend group before anyone else could. One day you were all hanging out, Marinette had told you another one of her friends would be late and that’s when you met Adrien.

He had just come from a photo shoot and was chatting up with Nino when he saw you.

You both smiled politely at each other and that was it.

At first, you just saw him as this kind, well-mannered boy. Someone who smiled at everyone but never seemed to let anyone in. 

This was until you noticed a few things.

His smile wavering when no one was watching

His laughter often felt forced

There was this dull sadness in his eyes that no one else seemed to point out

You were always kind to him, even when others treated him like a celebrity instead of a person. That’s what caught his attention.

He fell for you slowly, finally realizing it when he started looking forward to every moment with you, no matter how small.

Confessing to you was terrifying because he was worried that he’d ruin the friendship you guys had but when you held his face and whispered, “I like you too,” he nearly melted on the spot.  

“You… you do? Really?” His voice cracked, and you giggled before nodding.  

He hugged you so tightly, burying his face in your shoulder because he couldn’t believe he was this lucky.

You never expected him to latch onto you so quickly, but when he did, you knew you were in trouble.

Daily Life and Couple Things

Being with Adrien is like having a delicate flower in your hands.

You’re careful, gentle, always making sure he doesn’t feel pressured or overwhelmed.

At the same time, he makes you feel safe too. Despite his own struggles, he always checks on you and making sure you’re okay.

As we know Adrien is STARVED for affection, and you give it so effortlessly. 

He lives in your arms (not because you won’t let him go but because he won’t leave.)

He melts when you run your fingers through his hair, especially after a long day. 

You’re constantly taking care of him in small ways. Fixing his clothes, reminding him to eat, rubbing his hands when they’re cold.  

“You’re too good to me,” he sighs, kissing your forehead.

He absolutely loves soft physical contact. Like when you brush your pinky against his, forehead touches, lingering hand-holding, he loves it all.

The first time you held his face (before you got together), he was so incredibly flustered he nearly malfunctioned.  

If you give him handwritten notes or small gifts, he keeps every single one.  

The way he looks at you sometimes, like you’re the only thing in the world that makes sense, it makes your heart ache in the best way.

You feel like the only person he can truly be himself around, and you cherish that.

Adrien as Cat Noir

You definitely know about his superhero identity.

At first you didn't and things didn’t make sense. He’d seem so tired sometimes and like his mind was somewhere else. 

And sometimes… he’d have this confidence that doesn’t feel like him. A flirtatious smirk, a playful wink—things that remind you of the cat-themed hero.

I feel like one day he was just so done and tired, maybe this is like after Chat Blanc and Marinette (one of his best friends) is just straight up avoiding and acting weird around him. Then it gets worse because Ladybug is also off and not allowing him to do anything during missions and he feels so angry and upset. 

And he tries to do something helpful but she straight up flinches away from him like he’s dangerous or something (cause she’s still traumatised by chat blanc).

He reaches his breaking point and completely screws ladybugs whole ‘secret identity’ rule, shows up at your house one day, still transformed and completely breaks down in your arms.

You're shocked but it makes sense. The pieces of cheese left around your house, his feline tendencies, his constant disappearances. 

After you both get over the awkwardness (there was barely any) He gets so protective of you, even when you don’t need him to be.

If there’s ever an akuma attack near you, Chat Noir is IMMEDIATELY by your side, no questions asked.  

When he’s exhausted from hero duties, you always notice, his tired eyes, the way he zones out, etc.

There are definitely times where the fights or just mental exhaustion is so bad that it physically hurts him to explain. 

You never pry, but you always offer comfort. “You don’t have to tell me anything,” you say, running your fingers through his hair. “Just rest.”

If you ever put a hand on his cheek and tell him, “You don’t have to carry everything alone,” he might will actually cry.  

Fighting

You don’t fight often, but when you do, it’s never explosive. It’s quiet and emotional. 

Adrien is bad at confrontation, as a result of his father, but he can’t stand upsetting you, so he always tries to talk things out. 

At first it was difficult because when he’d tried to talk with his Dad he’d constantly be blown off, but you actually choose to listen to him so it makes it easier.

The day you cry in front of him will actually be the day he dies.

You do your best to regulate your emotions, which is why people are often to attracted to you because of your calm aura.

For you to get emotional enough to cry??? you must have been very hurt.

He does everything in his power to make sure you don’t cry but if it ever gets to that point, he’s already rushing to cup your cheeks, wiping away your tears while whispering apologies.

He hates the idea of you being upset with him, so he always makes it right.

His love language in apologies? Forehead kisses and whispering comfort. 

“I don’t want to fight. I just want you.”  

Vulnerability

Your biggest struggle in the relationship however, is feeling helpless. 

Adrien has so much weight on his shoulders, and you can see it, but there’s only so much you can do.

You worry about him constantly. Whether it’s school, his father, or just his tendency to overwork himself, you always feel like you need to look out for him.

Prior to him revealing his identity, you felt as though he was keeping a secret (and he technically was. not because he didn’t trust you, but because he wanted to protect you.)

That thought hurts more than you’d like to admit.

When you found out his identity, you felt a bit guilty for being upset about the whole secret thing but he's quick to clear it up cause he understood.

The first time Adrien opened up about his mother, it was late at night while you were lying next to each other.  

He didn’t mean to talk about it, it just slipped out, and before he knew it, he was venting all his emotions.

You listened without judgment, holding his hand and squeezing it gently.  

“I just… I don’t know if I’ll ever be enough,” he admitted, voice barely above a whisper.

You placed a hand over his heart. “You are more than enough, Adrien.”

He swore he fell even harder for you in that moment.

Couple Things

He loves the way you always seem to understand him, even when he struggles to express himself. He feels safe and warm around you, like he can finally breathe.  

The way you instinctively fix his hair or adjust his clothes, not because you care about how he looks, but because you care about him.

Loves how you always remind him to take care of himself when he gets too caught up in pleasing others.

Loves the way you whisper 'I love you' like it’s the easiest thing in the world

And you completely adore him as well.

At times he feels like he isn’t doing enough cause he’s so emotionally stunted but you get it.

You find his social awkward nature adorable.

He might have the miraculousness of the black cat but I believe he 100% gives golden retriever energy. Always there when you need him and super hyper.

He’s an incredibly good listener (cause he spent 80% of his life listening to orders from everyone around him) So if you ever need to vent he’ll be there.

He remembers EVERYTHING. Your favorite snacks, the songs that make you cry, the exact way you like your tea.

You love the fact that no matter how much he’s been through, he’s still so full of love.

Around Others

Plagg LOVES you. He complains that you’re “too nice” and “too good for this cheese-obsessed idiot,” but secretly, he appreciates the way you care for Adrien. Sometimes, he even cuddles up to you when Adrien is asleep.

Marinette adores you and Adrien together. She was one of the first to notice the way he lights up around you, and though it stings at first (her long-time crush and all), she quickly realizes that you make him genuinely happy and supports you 100%.

Nino is beyond relieved. He’s seen how much Adrien suppresses his emotions and is grateful that you’re someone who gets him. He also teases Adrien constantly about how soft he is around you.

Alya was suspicious at first but once she realized how deeply you care for him, she became your second biggest hype-women (Marinette is the first).

At school, people were initially surprised because how did this gentle person who’s been in school for like one month end up with ADRIEN???

But once they see how you interact together, the surprise fades cause it makes sense.

Lila HATES it. She tries to spread rumors that you’re using Adrien or that he’ll get bored of you. But every time she tries, Adrien shuts it down immediately.

The fangirls are devastated, but they can’t even hate you because you’re too sweet. A Lot of them start respecting you once they see how well you treat Adrien.

Luka knew before anyone else (adrien most definitely went to him for advice on how to confess to you)