#genobatarou

on one hand you have batarou being them and garou enhancing all of badd's chaos impulses, leading to genos being pursued by a pair of smitten but idiot goblins who probably aren't taking the time to spell out exactly what they want, leaving him confused as to why two of his friends who seemed very happy in their relationship are suddenly trying to sleep with him (maybe?). and who is genos going to ask for advice? saitama. how is that going to go? poorly. hell, saitama might even get it right like "maybe they both wanna date you" but genos thinks that's crazy because they have each other why would they want him? and no one is talking to each other because no one has a brain cell until saitama gets tired of genos' moping and locks them in a room together.

then of course there's badd/genos, who might have gotten together pre-hero hunter arc due to hanging out because badd was just excited there was another guy his age and feelings happened, both trying to court garou post ma-arc without triggering him to start breaking heroes in half again. meanwhile garou is paranoid af to have a pair of s class heroes around all the time, especially because one of them is saitama's student, and why are they being nice to him and touchy and he trusts nothing but it's kinda nice at the same time. genos probably tried to explain but either over complicates it or phrases their intentions totally wrong.