The only good thing we got out of anything even remotely Kiss Players adjacent was Older Chubby Marissa Faireborn.
I love the idea of plus size Marissa just out here kicking galactic ass well into her 50s/60s, please give me more of this content (without the Kiss Players though, oh lord)
I really wish we got to see like a future-glimpse at this Older Chubby Marissa but in the IDW 1 universe with Thundercracker and Buster 5 or whatever just hanging out at a base somewhere for like, a minute
(she just keeps getting more Busters as needed over the years because she can’t bring herself to explain dog lifespans to Thundercracker, like she tried once but he wasn’t getting it and she just couldn’t do it, this is my headcanon and now I’m crying)
anyway I just love the idea of Chubby Marissa in general, it would give Hasbro/Takara an excuse to stop repainting/remodelling Scarlett (GI Joe) figures for her and actually make a fully unique model for her lmao
also let’s be real, Chubby Marissa would be extremely good in general but hey that’s just me strongly desiring more body diversity in all media all the time
but especially Transformers because the whole concept is that their bodies are unique and change all the time, like every bot is a little different so why do all humans have more or less the same two or three body types in all TF media??? I never understood this.
I feel like it would have been realistic (and perhaps a fun nod at this weird Generations Selects media for the fans) to have her realistically stress out a bit about the whole “is Optimus Prime really trying to take over my fucking planet” situation that was going on there for a while and maybe gain some stress weight
I don’t know, the entire concept of Transformers as a franchise is that bodies are unique and can change, I’m just saying!!!! give us more body type diversity among the human characters for the love of god
anyway LOL I’m awake too early again so this is today’s pre-tea rant
but for real, I love the concept of Old Chubby Marissa, and I hope her and Thundercracker and Buster 5 are having a great time in an IDW 1 universe somewhere lmao
[Source: Transformers Generations Selects Special Comic: Volcanicus Issue 2]
