Jul 31
sent this to iluvbuckets last night and i’m genuinely so irritated i didn’t post my joke first bc omg
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sent this to iluvbuckets last night and i’m genuinely so irritated i didn’t post my joke first bc omg
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sometimes i just like saying her name out loud, remember how it sounds. i loved saying her name an unnecessary amount, remembering that she was mine, those 9 letters will forever be etched into my brain, adding to the wrinkles.
I have an incredible track record of fumbling
Hypothetical GOOD tvl adaptation that maintained the writing/production quality of seasons 1/2 that exists solely in my head you will always be famous
So you're telling me in a better world Ribbit would have spent some of her nights crashing in that rabbit's Lilly pad?
Goddamnit girl
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helppppppp—
so, walkin my dog right. Walked past this guy and, according to my mother, looked me up and down and said “hey, cute dog” to flirt with me. This man was fucking handsome as fuck, mind you. Like totally my type.
and guess what I did?
FUCKING NOTHING
I didn’t smile, say hi back, all because I didn’t realize he was talking to me and my brain decided to NOT fucking process why he said
I'M SO FUCKING STUPID
I’m SO pissed. I bought a clock specifically for tick noise. TURNS OUT, I was unaware of the overwhelming hatred towards ticking has nearly eradicated clocks that still tick.
Generational Autism L