#general ref

Here are masterlists of quotes that can be used for things like character blogs or bios:

mandyrph

ollierps

hollandreedhelps

reyesrph

klariza-helps

avahelps

thewritersarchieve*

get clear skin, through whatever means necessary

wear those hella cool outfits in your wardrobe that you've been too scared to wear ever since you got them

experiment with anything you can (within reason!!!!)

make a new friend. make a dozen new friends. friends

dye my hair a different colour- be it blue, or black, or lilac, or red, or whatever. (preferably blue or lilac, tho)

take a cute selfie. a really cute selfie. one of those selfies that gets like a hundred notes. (maybe that's a stretch too far- aim for like 10 instead, keep your expectations low)

ace those college interviews

memorise all the song lyrics before i go to the concert (you'd be surprised how often i've managed to fuck this one up spectacularly)

buy things that make me happy on the spot, if i have the money for them

actually buy people gifts for birthdays and christmas, instead of rooting around in my cupboards for old useless things that i don't need any more

do fun stuff with my hair- get up a tutorial and do one of those cool tumblr braids or something, idk. 

get dolled up and go out. get dolled up and stay in. just get dolled up at some point

join a gym- or at least start working out in my own space. i want hella rad muscles, and they aren't going to spring up after hours of playing video games and eating chocolate.

try yoga. try martial arts. just try something new. try both.

start talking to people i find cute, instead of admiring/stalking them from afar. if they ignore me or turn me down, don't worry about it, because i probably made their day anyway

make time for friends. make time for myself. make time for my family, too. balance it out- don't spend all of the summer holidays going out with friends, then spend all of the autumn-winter half terms slobbing out on the couch with my family, then spend the rest of the half terms holed up in my room doing fuck all. spread it out evenly. balance.

wear a pair of high heeled shoes, at least once, in public

study. fucking study, young lady. revise like your life depends on it. and it kinda does. these are your gcses, and if you don't revise for these, then you're genuinely fucking up your future. i don't care how fun it is to play skyrim, or how much you need to meet up with your friends, or how nice it is to scroll through tumblr for hours. you need these grades. it'll all be over by june anyway- then you can relax.

1. You’ve probably been ignoring this feature.

Most aluminum foil boxes have press-in tabs that secure the roll in place, so you don’t have worry about it flying out every time you rip off a sheet.

2. You’ve been dispensing Tic Tacs the hard way.

You know how when you violently shake a container of Tic Tacs into your palm it seems as though you always end up with zero or seven? Avoid that altogether by letting a mint gently glide into the tiny lid crevice.

3. Forget to pack a spoon with that applesauce? No problem.

Ever find yourself with an individual cup of applesauce or yogurt and no spoon? Instead of slurping and probably getting half of your snack on your shirt, turn the foil lid into a makeshift spoon.

Obviously, don’t try this if you’ve got a mouth full of metal fillings.

4. You’ve been storing peanut butter the wrong way.

Never arm wrestle with a jar of peanut butter, just to make sure it’s not oily on top and crumby on the bottom, again. Store it upside down, so the oils distribute evenly.

5. You haven’t been using ketchup cups to their full potential.

Instead of grabbing multiple cups of ketchup, simply pull apart at the edges for twice the space.

6. You’re probably using the wrong plunger.

This is easily the most recognizable plunger. Chances are you have one lying around the house. BUT, did you know it’s only meant to be used on clogged sinks?

To unclog a toilet, you need a flange plunger, which doesn’t have a flat bottom.

7. Chinese takeout containers are actually made to fold out into plates.

The containers actually are meant to unfold into a makeshift plate, which you can easily reassemble into a box for storing leftovers.

More info here.

8. You’re brushing with too much toothpaste.

You only need to use a pea-sized amount of toothpaste for effective cleaning. Most ads feature globs of toothpaste the size of the brush because a.) it looks nice and b.) it makes you use up more toothpaste.

9. Greek yogurt containers are meant to be folded in half.

Chances are you’ve been scooping the toppings with your spoon onto the yogurt.

But, have you realized, the topping holder folds over, so you can pour the toppings DIRECTLY ON TOP?

10. You’ve probably been placing toilet seat covers in the wrong direction.

The flap is meant to be placed toward the front. This prevents the agony of sitting down on a toilet seat, only to realize you’ve dragged the cover down into the bowl.

11. Soda tabs double as straw holders.

Turn the tab around so that it acts as holder that can stop the straw from raising out of the can as the soda fizzes.

12. There’s a foolproof way to keep your extension cords from coming undone.

Plug the cords into a loop to avoid disconnection.

13. Pipe cleaners can be used to clean..ACTUAL PIPES.

OK, sure, you can use them to make mess free crafts with your kids, but did you know you can also use them…

…for this.

Instructions here.

14. You’ve been serving juice boxes the wrong way.

Pull the sides out so you child has something to grasp onto, stopping them from spilling.

15. Never break off more chocolate than you can chew again.

To easily break off a single piece of Toblerone, pull toward the bar, not away from it.

16. You probably don’t realize it, but your pots come with built-in spoon rests.

That hanging hole doubles as a spoon rest, in a pinch.

17. There’s a much easier way to floss.

Tie floss into a loop and never strangle your fingers again.

18. Soft-drink lids can double as coasters.