Thought I’d best get of my ass and actually say hello to you all. If you don’t know me, it’s Elliott Gilbert. If you do know me, well aren’t you lucky. Want me, I’ll be the dude in the bar with a serpents jacket stealing your cash at pool.

Hello, Riverdale! Hope your first day of the decade has gone well so far. I just got in from Chicago earlier this morning so I’m excited to see if I can even remember anything from when I was younger.

I hope everyone is enjoying the Holidays, regardless of what you celebrate! But I’d like to take a moment to announce that starting at the beginning of the year, I’ll be working alongside my dads on the very first Musical of the decade! The chosen play as well as audition schedules will be announced in due time, but know we are still open to suggestions if you have any.

Alright ladies and gents, turns out your boy has still got it. As of this Saturday, I am officially promoted to main event at the Ho Zone. It’d be cool if you guys could come out and rep, ya know? Make sure to mention ‘White Chocolate’ at the door and the first three shots are on me!

What up Riverdale, I am back! Boy fucking howdy did I miss you all! If y’all don’t know me, I’m Franco Del Rio.

Alright here’s a PSA for everyone since he fucking doubts me. Jake Miller has fucked me on numerous occasions and it’s a hell of a time each time he does. Dude’s definitely in the top three of people I’ve slept with. That’s all, go back to your regularly scheduled night.

As much as she tries to avoid germs on a daily basis, it looks like Grace came down with a little cold yesterday. But there’s no better way to spend the day than watching a Disney movie marathon with the little one. Especially after she woke up this morning and asked to watch a National Geographic documentary on Pandas. I have to also thank her child taste buds since I can’t cook and it’s a chicken and stars kind of day.