jake finally getting the alpha ceo boy toy of his dreams. he read a wattpad fic just like this once...,,,,,,,...🍎🍏
meant to make dave all 0///0 in this but it turned out green? this also happened in my mothers day comic and thats really funny. maybe being flustered makes him nauseous
dave would just mindlessly tell jake any interpretation jake has are correct and then jake would go ah-HA. strider will be most interested to hear this... bc ten years ago dirk told him that his headcanons were wrong. doesnt he feel silly now.... (dave is straight up lying btw)










