Jun 30, 2024
Justin: A bolt of light erupts from the Umbra staff and underneath… of… Merle… appears… a phantom steed.
Clint: [neighs like a horse]
Griffin: Wh-wh-what the fuck?!
Travis: Woah!
Griffin: WHAT?!
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Justin: A bolt of light erupts from the Umbra staff and underneath… of… Merle… appears… a phantom steed.
Clint: [neighs like a horse]
Griffin: Wh-wh-what the fuck?!
Travis: Woah!
Griffin: WHAT?!
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I have this very minor but dearly headcanon that in Taako's childhood, Garyl was initially his stuffed animal/wisecracking imaginary friend who he blamed all his troublemaking mischief on, like Calvin and Hobbes style. except years later, Taako learned Phantom Steed and immediately proceed to make Garyl real (and just as willing as ever to cause problems on purpose)
idk if y'all already knew this but our beautiful boy is on sale in our merch store rn, he's usually $50 and he's currently $24.95. There's also a bundle option where you get Garyl and a copy of the Petals to the Metal graphic novel for $34.95
A bolt of light erupts from the Umbra Staff, and underneath of Merle appears... a Phantom Steed.
[...]
His name is Garyl.
Justin McElroy
Hurley pulls over the Birds riding Garyl
Hurley: You guys know putting six people on a magical binacorn is illegal right? No matter how cool he is? *pets Garyl* Hey buddy
Garyl: Hey man
Taako, rolling his eyes: Everything is fine! And besides, I don't think you of all people get to lecture us on traffic violations
Magnus: Yeah, speed demon, tell us how's you and your wife's new battle wagon coming along?
Taako: Exactly! I bet you've put- hold on-did you say six?
*Everyone looks backwards*
Lup, under her breath: One, two, three-Merle!
Garyl: Oh shit yo, the dwarf fell off
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do you ship garyl / taako? (taz: balance)
Yes, romantically
Yes, platonically/queerplatonically
Yes, they've hooked up
Neutral
No, I don't ship it
They're divorced
Propaganda: This is 100% a crack ship but if Duck/Beacon gets a pass so does this. Also just listen to Garyl's smooth suave voice.
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It’s always a good time to draw Garyl! 🦄
Best TAZ Balance NPC Round 1- Poll 14
Fisher
Garyl