#garruk

I am picturing him on his home on the beach in an uninhabited plane where he spends all of his time with his hundreds of rescued horses and other animals seen roaming freely in the distance crawling out from beneath his 12ft hulking musclebear husband (garruk used his canonical muscle growth magic on him) seeing a strongly worded email from wizards reminding him of his contractual obligation to appear in a premier set every decade if he wants to keep his royalties and garruk saying “man I don’t even know where my costume is” and his 12ft hulking musclebear husband asking “what is it babe” and garruk saying “they want me in arcavios next month. they’re killing jace apparently” and his 12ft hulking musclebear husband responding “that’s exciting” in an amicable but mostly neutral tone.

Garruk, Cursed Huntsman