Quotes from my tea tasting journal with no context
βI keep saying βitβs not my favoriteβ and then taking bigger, greedier sips like a fucking liar.β
ββ¦with a very strong aftertaste that lingers in my throat so long I should ask it to start paying rent.β
βSafe to say I will definitely NOT be gifting this to anyone.β
βIβm burping orange peel flavored burps right now, though.β
βI am drinking goddamn tree bark right now. I definitely canβt say I hate it, thoughβ¦β
βHow the FUCK do they put these flavors into literal leaves?β














