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i’ve already done pirates so this is an eden honey question nowwwwww:

ember: he’s my BEST FRIEND and also cas’s BEST FRIEND they have been going to this camp since they were kids and are partners in crime except for capture the flag in which they are enemies. for real though love ember. love him. shoutout finn <3 the scene where eden confides in him abt her mom and her being a changeling...... so sweet and i nearly cried. he deserves the world.

calluna: eden simply wants her to stay safe she is SO sweet and SO dumb. they don’t really know each other bc calluna is a JC and it’s her first year but! they got to meet her family and eden does think it’s SOO cool that her family has bumblebark ties it’s SO neat

camellia: possibly eden’s new favorite because she is also so sweet. poor clueless eden do be like “like, are they friends?” abt her and drew sob. eden is a little intimidated by her nature experience and animal friendship bc as much as eden is a ranger and lives in these woods she has never. Gotten animals and wishes she did a little bit more. 

the first in the collection of facts and figures about my characters: stats, relationships, current situations

facts:

level 5 fey wanderer ranger / level 3 arcane archer fighter (eden multiclassed after training with one carter highland. we’ll get there)

12 str; 18 dex; 15 con; 16 int; 16 wis; 16 cha (i rolled. supremely well on stats! and changeling gave +2 cha and +1 wildcard which I put into wis for ranger reasons)

at level 4 she took sharpshooter for her longbow, which came in handy in the last fight when she could fully shoot the bbeg from 300 feet down

assigned colors: green and gold and coffee brown

figures:

other party members! 

ember (basrar’s boy) was a fire genasi arcane chef and eden’s best friend at camp; they’ve both been at camp bumblebark for about ten years and are both now counselors together and fiercely protective of its members

calluna, a new junior counselor firbolg barbarian from a long line of firbolg druids. her younger brother hilly is the best npc ever and she is one of my best friends - sweet, kind, and incredibly dumb (in the most loving way possible)

camellia! a half-dwarf druid and the newest senior counselor for dryad cabin. truly the sweetest and also i love em so much. shoutout to camellia for un-poisoning eden like Eight Times jesus Christ. has a pet mouse whom eden hates

crow! the newest jc for eden’s cabin, a fire genasi bard and former drug dealer. the token traumatized kid. she simply just needs love. has a pet crow (duh). eden’s partner in crime in winning capture the flag

other (important) camp figures:

hilly: aforementioned little brother. built a dragon gun (dragun). won the end of year talent show (as he deserves)

carter: eden’s sort-of ex from last summer, who she started out the year pretending to hate because she regretted her treatment of him the past fall when she ghosted him due to not thinking she deserved to date because she takes care of her sisters and the family coffee shop and she chose them over him. he is an idiot and came along with the party so many times that eden had to get over herself, heal him, and fall back in love with him. they are currently happily dating in their senior years at aguefort (eden) and hudol (carter)

hornwallace: the camp director! a gnome druid and possible distant descendant of the camp founder, hickory bumblebark

lorelai ergan: an albino elf wizard. she rocks (and turns out is secretly old, evil, and kidnapping kids)

hugo rowland (hugh): minotaur camp safety director. an old ranger. eden looks up to him so so much

hickory bumblebark: the camp founder. 2000 years ago sealed off a dangerous portal to the feywild alongside her party members, some of whom were lost in the battle and others of whom were secretly evil! (and eden’s mom, apparently)

there were simply so many counselors and campers what’s important is that the direwolf cabin (eden’s cabin) won capture the flag against all of them

family members:

mark honey: a human dad trying to raise his three “half-elf” daughters and run honeybee coffee, the best coffee place in town. a good solid dad. did not know his wife was a semi-immortal changeling from the feywild but we all make mistakes,

viola honey: also known as geoffrey gones, elenenguin lox, and luciana “lucy” lockley. hoo boy. until this summer, eden did her best not to think about her mom, because she thought her mom disappeared when she was three and left her three young daughters and loving husband to fend for themselves. this was technically true - what eden found out this summer was that her mother was in fact not a deadbeat elf mom, but a deadbeat changeling mom who had been LIVING IN ELMVILLE for the past fourteen years as a dwarven drug dealer named goffrey gones and a high elf named elenenguin lox, and that 2000 years ago was known as lucy lockley, the former lover of camp founder hickory bumblebark, and had been keeping herself alive for 2000 years by using young bumblebark campers in necromantic rituals alongside lori. she sucks, is the thing

ava elizabeth honey: eden’s 15 year old sister, who is currently going into her sophomore year at aguefort. she’s studying barbarian classes right now because she’s going through an edgy phase but will end up as a paladin because below an edgy exterior she loves her sisters and dad deeply. this summer, she’s spending a lot of time working at the coffee shop and pretending to hate it

ophelia grace honey: the youngest honey sister at 14, spending the summer at a dance intensive in bastion city with their aunt. in the fall, she’ll start monk and bard classes as a freshman at aguefort. the sweet baby sister. eden misses her so so much. i could talk about the honey siblings for hours.

features

the party are counselors or junior counselors at camp bumblebark, the leading secular camp in elmville of fantasy high fame! except, people start having weird dreams, campers start leaving in the middle of the night, and eden has freckles now?

over the course of a summer, our plucky heros discover a 2,000 year old plot to feed off the lifeforce of campers and reopen a portal to a dangerous region of the feywild, headed by the camp’s assistant director lorelai, a mysterious changeling who bears a suspicious resemblance to one eden honey, and a family of warlocks whose son is not good at capture the flag.

from cabins to coffeeshops to cottagecore to drug dealers to diners to dragging npcs along on wild goose chases, the chowder clams (named after the camp’s famous breakfast chowder) helped stop lori and co by destroying their final step to open the portal, stop the heterosexuals from going too far by setting camellia up with a hot air genasi rogue, and stop carter highland from dying by using the baby chain system (this did not entirely work out)

highlights include:

being put on the spot to name types of drinks at my family coffee shop and suggesting lime tea as an option

a picnic on the water, held up by a hot air balloon and a nat 20 and hope,

calling out your deadbeat mom for not remembering your middle name

and carter highland rolling nat ones every goddamn session