#fyck

"Omg, kazam, we should have a third partner," Allie said, doing the little :3 face.

"Hell yeah." Kazam answered, kazamingly, "Let's find our new husband/wife/spouse, my darling Allie."

Allie cheer, "ya."

They go to business and see y/n. They pretty/handsome, and they both in love now.

Kazam walks in, "ayo, whaddup fine shyt."

"You can't talk like that, white baby." Said y/n to Kazam

"We wanna help u, tho!" Allie said cutely.

Y/n is confuzzled, no one like y/n(loud incorrect buzzer). How could rubix Cube couple help them?

Y/n finally say, "ok, but as long as u aren't evil guys."

"We aren't evil guys, trust"

Timeskip

"We are evil guys." They say evily

"Oh noooooooo" y/n said, crying

"Donot cry" Kazam say, doing the fuckass head lift thing on y/n as their heart beats too fast.

"We wanna be with u, yn!" Allie added, crazy face

Y/n look at them. They are blushing, but rubix guys just killed everyone in their establishment and commited war crimes against

Y/n saighed, "yes, i love u btoh."

"Yaya let us kiss" they say

Then they all do the fuckass head shuffle shi and start doing it RIGHT THERE