#futayaha

Haikyuu!! - Shigeru Yahaba, Kenjirou Shirabu... & Kenji Futakuchi

@stzfanweek day 4 - reunion

{ Kenjirou Shirabu + Shigeru Yahaba & Kenji Futakuchi }

So much freaking sass!! They’d be a very sarcastic, witty duo

but they also would bond over being scared to take over for their senpai, wanting to win for them

Don’t be a shithead, Futakuchi (from here) [instagram] [twitter] 

tw for mentions of depression, anxiety, and thoughts of self harm/suicide I’ll put the hcs that have to do with depression/anxiety stuff under a cut so that no one has to read it if they don’t want to

• All three of them are hella salty so like 99% of their time in public is spent silently (and not so silently) judging everyone around them • the other 1% is spent staring lovingly at each other and being sappy little shits, not that any of them will ever admit that

• Shirabu has a major sweet tooth, not that he’ll ever willingly admit it • Futakuchi first starts to question it when they go to a cafe and Shirabu orders a caramel macchiato and strawberry shortcake • Yahaba notices it when Shirabu literally begs for cotton candy when they go to an amusement park on night • They finally confront him about it and Shirabu is super flustered, which FutaYaha find both amusing and somewhat concerning • Shirabu explains that his mother doesn’t let him eat or drink sweet things, since it’s “not good for his social image” • He then has to call Aone and Watari to hold FutaYaha back from going and beating up his mother • Once they calm down, FutaYaha make sure to bring Shirabu sweet things as often as they can

• Yahaba has a thing for plushies • He’d never admit it, but he’s definitely one of those people that sleeps with all of their stuffed animals on the bed so none of them feel left out • He probably cries if he wakes up and sees that one of them fell off his bed during the night • He hides them all in a box in his closet when Futakuchi and Shirabu come over but high key feels really guilty about it for locking his poor precious babies in a box in his closet, though, not for hiding things from his boyfriends • It goes without saying that they eventually find out about it • They laugh and tease him about it until Yahaba starts to tear up and they’re both like “f u c k don’t cry it’s super cute that you have stuffed animals, you’re so precious don’t cry” • From that point on they both randomly buy him cute plushies and Yahaba has honestly never been happier • Shirabu will never admit that he stole borrowed one of Yahaba’s plushies and cuddles it whenever he feels lonely or upset • Futakuchi will never admit that he has over 100 pictures of Yahaba cuddling plushies (he’s low key ashamed but he just can’t help himself, Yahaba is too adorable for his poor heart to handle) • He also has pictures of Shirabu cuddling the stolen borrowed plushie, but not as many since Shirabu actively tries to make sure no one finds out

• Futakuchi’s current concern is that he has to go get his wisdom teeth removed so please picture if you will • Futakuchi still high off of anesthesia after the surgery • There is no doubt in my mind that he would say a bunch of dumb shit that makes no sense and randomly gushing about how perfect and gorgeous is boyfriends are before returning to his nonsense ramblings • He’d probably start crying about the fact that snakes don’t have legs or something like that

• As much as they try to act cool, all three of them are major nerds • They probably go on library dates

• Whenever they have a movie night (which is pretty often) it is pretty much guaranteed that they just watch a Disney movie • Futakuchi eats sour gummies, and Shirabu and Yahaba eat popcorn • All three of them cry at sad parts of the movie • They then swear each other to secrecy because no one can know that they sat on the couch snuggled together under a blanket and sobbed over a disney movie • n o  o n e  c a n  k n o w