#funny ig

what if you drew that as akito and mizuki.

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Outside a gay bar:

Wally: "And she's super strong, too! Like, she could bench THREE of you, i bet!"

Some sweet milf lesbian who assumed he was drunk and decided to keep him safe: "That's nice, sweetie."

Wally: "There she is! Diana!"

Diana, confused because Wally told her that he wanted to meet her at a really impressive gym for a training session:

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Clark gets a phone call one day from a guy saying that Wally gave him his phone number.

Clark, incredibly confused: "I'm sorry, but I'm engaged?"

Lois: *too amused by her fiancé's red face to be upset*

(Wally straight up forgot)

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Bruce, AS BATMAN, watches a man approach him with flowers, stares at him for a moment and then turns around and leaves while he's mid sentence.

(He also scolds Wally so hard that he doesn't attempt it again. He is the only one able to intimidate him enough to knock it off)

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J'onn: "Please stop telling random civilian women I have a tentacle."

Wally:"....Do you want me to tell civilian men, too?"

J'onn:

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John: "Why on god's green earth did you tell my neighbor I wanted to cook them dinner?!"

Wally: "You don't have to actually cook if that's the problem."