#funny fics

yk what would be a cute but FUNNY story? if john was all worried about sherlock because he "seems sick" (high blood pressure, flushed face, etc etc) nur then while examining sherlock, john discovers sherlock is just lovesick lmaaaaoooo

i would love a fic like that! would you happen to have one in mind?

sending all the hugs you need and *throws badly cut out paper hearts at you*

also: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

HI LOVELY!!!! *gobbles up hearts*

OMG YESSSSSSS! I also think this would be such a good prompt!!

Actually the closest one I can think of to this is this one:

I'm Pretty Sure This Changes Shit by cwb (E, 7,672 w., 1 Ch. || Fluff, Cuddling, Doctor/Patient, Accidents, Pining Sherlock, Blow Jobs, Oral / Anal, BAMF John, Minor Injuries, Dev. Rel.) – Sherlock finds increasingly ridiculous ways to get John to patch him up after hurting himself.

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I am CERTAIN there are more, and I would LOVE if anyone can suggest even more for us!!!

i recently realised that the main force that drives my writing is humour

any fics that really had you giggle once or twice? for inspo

Hi Lovely!!! :D

Check out these lists!

Funny, Crack and Humour Pt. 1

Funny, Crack and Humour Pt. 2 (Updated Jan 2024)

It's been a long while since I've posted a new list, and my offline list only had 2 additional fics that I've read personally:

Octopus by glass_rose_paperweight (G, 705 w., 1 Ch. || Established Relationship, Fluff, Bed Sharing, Limpet Sherlock) – A week after Sherlock and John finally get together, and John is finding sharing a bed with Sherlock Holmes to be ... difficult, sometimes. If not downright suffocating.

Shifting Paramaters by ladylindaaa (G, 4,566 w., 1 Ch. || Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Friends to Lovers, Inexperienced Sherlock, Humour, Giggling, Caring John, Nervous Sherlock, Adorable Sherlock, Smitten John, Fluff) – This is getting a bit unbearable, now. Well... more than a bit.

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The regular ticking of a clock is, to most people, a soothing background hum. To Sherlock Holmes, it was a slow-motion execution of his sanity.

Currently, the ticking was accompanied by the rhythmic snip-snap of John Watson’s toenail clippers, a sound that Sherlock was seriously considering making a punishable offense under British law.

"John," Sherlock said, not moving from his position draped entirely across the sofa, his head hanging off the armrest so he was staring at the bookshelf upside down. "If you do not cease that instantly, I will replace your morning milk with a highly concentrated solution of copper sulfate. You’ll vomit a beautiful shade of cerulean, but I doubt you’ll appreciate the aesthetics."

John didn’t even look up from his grooming. "Good morning to you too, Sherlock. And no, you won't. I buy the milk now. And hide it."

"A padlock on a mini-fridge is a challenge for a toddler, John, not a master deductionist."

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PEACOCK NONNY!!! PLEASE FINDIGH THESE STORIES!!!!

anyway! do you perhaps have a list of crack/humour fics? or fics that are not this genre, but that are still witty and get an audible giggle out of you here and there?

cos i just read 'The Tale of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes’ Horrible Kiss, an Epic Poem in 46 Stanzas' by Linpatootie, and i NEED more of shit like that

love ya!! <3

Hi Lovely!!

First the fic you recced for others:

The Tale of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes’ Horrible Kiss, an Epic Poem in 46 Stanzas by Linpatootie (G, 1,956 w., 1 Ch. || Epic Poem, Crack / Humour, Kissing) – Sherlock kisses John, but he's really, genuinely rubbish at it. John's just kind of confused, but there's really only one thing to be done, isn't there?

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Next, I do have a few lists that might please you, hopefully:

Funny, Crack and Humour Pt. 1

Funny, Crack and Humour Pt. 2 (Updated Jan 2024)

Hey Nonny!

Ooo, I have these lists that might make you smile:

Funny, Crack and Humour Pt. 1

Funny, Crack and Humour Pt. 2 (Updated Jan 2024)

Teasing Fics

bad habits https://archiveofourown.org/works/45691561/chapters/114981925

💜 bad habits by @starvalisedham

Rated M, 17k, 7/?