I went to the E.R. some time ago after drinking a whole *POT* of espresso. no not shots, not glasses, a whole fucking POT, but just how much?
Why? because I had a college deadline, to be specific, a coding project based off c#; I did NOT want to fail my project, so I did an all nigher and thought, what is the BEST way to stay awake and be super productive, OH I KNOW, COFFEE!
I had recently bought this over the oven coffee espresso maker and I had been really into using it so it was the first thing I went to use, I started it, filled with grounds, rinse and repeat until we hit the infamous 1170mg.
Listen, I am not the smartest of people nor do I claim to be, but holy FUCK I knew I fucked up once I started feeling the whole pot slam into me all at once, I can only relate it to the feeling through this gif.
The espresso I drank forced gut convulsions so badly It felt like a sword had impaled my innards imagine coffee cramps, but with grenades. needless to say, It was agonizing. As I was sitting in agony on the hospital bed this played in my head over and over and over, 10,000 grams of pure caffeine.. don't do coffee kids.
even so, this song is a banger.
My wife had this to say about me. I wish I was joking. everything can kill you.