#ft.mateo

f: Mateo

m: Julia 

k: Marian 

True, I don’t know him well enough to hate him. He’s irritating, but I’m sure he’d say the same about me... So no harm done. 

Oh look at that! I’m no longer the dumbest person in Ashcroft! That is the most inane thing I’ve ever heard, I’m sure there’s a higher chance of one of us killing the other, I mean… can’t even say thank you without him being a sarcastic ass about it.  @goldblcd

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

Mateo 

Okay, so here’s the thing... I’m genuinely concerned for him? Someone needs to teach him how to chill, seriously. For god sake he’s... sixteen? I think he’s sixteen... Point is he’s not sixty, which you’d think he was the way he goes on. I’m waiting for him to go off on a ‘kids these days’ tangents, it’d be perfectly in charter for him I swear. But whatcha gonna do, some people apparently like living with a stick up.. Nevermind. 

Leo

He’s... Fun. Is that an okay way to describe someone? Fun’s not a bad thing, he seems one of those people who wouldn’t jump off a bridge if their friend asked, because he’d be the friend who suggested it in the first place. And everyone needs that kind of person in their life, cause sometimes you have to go for it and some people need a little push. He might need a ‘no that’s a bad idea’ person to stop him jumping but... that’s someone else’s problem. 

Sure, at first I thought he was having an off day, turns out he’s just that supercilious and needs to learn how to chill the hell out. 

⚠️ a text meant for someone else.

[text]: You ever… think you judged someone a little too quick, but then you’re like… well can’t back down now?

[text]: Cause I think I did but jumping to hate has been my thing lately.

[text]: But I don’t know how to say ‘sorry for insta hating you for no reason’

[text]: Oh jfc, that wasn’t meant for you.

[text]: and for the record, I have every reason not to like you

[text]: also for the record, it’s cause you started it

🔪 a hateful text.

[text]: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING

[text]: we have some dumb assignment to work on and i just found out YOUR GRADES AREN’T GOOD

[text]: FOR GOD SAKE THE ONLY DECENT PART OF YOU BEING AN INSUFFERABLE SMART ASS WAS THAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART.

[text]: i am not failing because you’re big on false advertising.

[text]: i didn’t think you could possibly get more annoying

... Crap, that threw out my normal system of automatically killing Mateo all the time. 

I’ll start with the obvious one, marry Sophie. We can be pros on dancing with the stars and everyone loves us because we’re cute and couple goals who win the mirrorball every season. Simon’s just... too innocent for the first choice, and feels more like an annoying brother, so I guess this time he’s gotta die. Which - leaves only one place for Mateo. Might not be completely awful, if he shuts up for once, he’s not the worst looking, which is something. 

… Can I kill the three of them or….? Since I’m no cheat, I guess

F: Killian, who’s not as annoying

M: Sydney, people who wanna go to college are the safe bet. 

K: Mateo, because… well one of us would kill the other anyway. And he annoys me the most.