#ft. nell

send 💛 for a friendship headcanon i have for our muses

Definitely had a bit of a crush on her when they first met, but quickly realized she's way too smart for him and thus out of his league. ( and said crush transferred quite quickly to her sister once he learned she's a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader )

Got eleanordawg tattooed on him when in Florida just to prove he knows how to spell her name (but also cuz they bros). It's on his ribcage between a spiderweb tattoo and a Basquiat dinosaur.

On his way home from his Daily Planet shifts, he swings by her apartment to bother her. Usually in the form of a question of whether she wants to smoke a joint, or if she's hungry and wants to hit up the Griddle.

📍Intelligentsia seafoam_maiden in our natural habitat @eleanoratwood

Send📱for a voicemail my muse left yours.

[ Voicemail received at 4:38 A.M. ]

You're probably sleeping...sorry I'm calling at like 4AM.... but I just had this idea... I gotta share. Like... imagine if we weren't actually descended from primates...what if it was actually amphibians. Like think about it, we're good swimmers, they're good swimmers, we're cold blooded too, some people are born with webbed feet...coincidence?! I think not. Now think about this...what if our final form is also amphibians? Like what if we're gonna turn back into that eventually. Could be a sick idea for a movie. Okay that's all. I'm gonna go now....shit I'm so high....oh, and if you do use this idea you definitely gotta credit me, I'm not gonna get— 

I don't know any Shakespeare quotes off the top of my head but if I did, I'd put one here. You're probably the smartest person I know, and I appreciate that 'cuz someone around here has got to be.