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So this is your first day and you’re excited to get to learn how to play the notes on your brand new flute , right ? Well, think again. First you gotta read those 50 pages about the parts of the flute now 150 pages about how to hold the flute , for homework here are three whole books about the history of the flute and now go brush your teeth, blow air into your hand for an hour, now practice blowing into this bottle,go brush your teeth again, sign here to sell your soul to satan, sell your house, dye your hair, 400 push ups...