#frozen memes

oh well

Anna: Oh yeah? What if I say idbfheisndgeksjdfbejd

Elsa:

Anna:

Priest: Do you, Kristoff Bjorgman, take Queen Anna of Arendelle to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Kristoff: sweating …Wait, do I need to answer in reindeer voice or normal voice?

Elsa: eye twitching

Sven: judgmental silence

Surprised arendelle hasn’t had its own french revolution yet tbh like starting from Runeard the royal family has been holding the “how do we fumble this bag” speedrun trophy for generations:

Runeard: secretly uses taxpayer money to build a dam (the fantasy equivalent of blowing the national budget on a single mall fountain) and then starts a war before mysteriously dying.

Agnarr & Iduna: gone too soon, leaving behind two traumatized daughters, one of whom isn’t even allowed to make eye contact with her sister for 10+ years.

Elsa: literally sprints out of her coronation like it’s the met gala afterparty, disappears for 48 hours, accidentally freezes the kingdom, builds an ice castle on a mountain while singing about how great it is to abandon responsibility because she's traumatized as hell then 3 years later hearing voices.

Anna: Bring back her sister and a reindeer guy who hates formal clothes and doesn't even know how to read. At one point almost sinks the entire kingdom because grief said “girlboss.”

and yet...the citizens of Arendelle? still paying taxes. Still showing up to the harvest festival like nothing happened.

That’s olympic-level patience.

Either they’re too polite to riot or Oaken’s pumpkin pies are laced with some kind of sedative keeping the masses docile.

If i lived there and saw my monarch run off into the fjord in another sparkly gown yelling about “self-actualization,” I’d be outside with a pitchfork immediately.

Arendelle is one failed cinnamon roll shipment away from full-scale revolution and the only thing stopping it is scandinavian chill.

Honestly i’m shocked the people of Arendelle didn’t go absolutely feral by the end of Frozen 2. Our new Queen Anna rolls up all smiles to unveil a shiny new statue of Agnarr and Iduna in the town square and if i lived there i’d be in the crowd screaming:

“BITCH. MY. TAXES.”

The way Arendelle citizens are literally in their flop era because they have to witness their new ruler running off again to go on another adventure with her sister but still refuse to riot is wild.

Put me in that square and you’d see Anna having to give her heartfelt speech over the sound of me booing in norse and got dragged away by guards.

Bro, if i actually lived in Arendelle i would’ve gone full revolutionary already.

Like sorry Anna and Elsa i love you guys but i cannot live in peace when every two years the fjord is either frozen solid, flooded or straight up disappearing into a magic void.

I’m just trying to sell fish at the market and suddenly a reindeer comes sprinting through town with a snowman on its back yelling about “the spirits are angry!” and then boom no crops this season because the queen needed another self-discovery trip after her sister's.

Give me my bread. Give me my roof that isn’t collapsing from ice spikes or flood water.

If y’all see me in the town square with a pitchfork and a loaf of rye screaming “down with the monarchy,” just mind your business.

At this point Arendelle doesn’t need a king or queen, it needs a union rep. Guillotine speedrun anyday.

I can’t even get a decent night’s sleep without worrying about the next shits the family gonna have. Peace? never heard of her.

The wild part is everyone else is just… chilling. literally shrugging and going back to knitting sweaters like “well, that’s arendelle for you :)”

NO. couldn’t be me.

I’d be in the streets with a torch and a dramatic speech like “Citizens, today we RISE.”

Anna: Yeah?

Elsa: Is on Anna's lap let me go, you are doing paperworks now-

Anna: Tightened her hold No, in case I need my emotional support by crying between your boobs.

Elsa: Sit down please.

Elsa: Why is Anna on the floor squeaking and kicking her feet?

Kristoff: She was playing a "Which Frozen characters will date you?" quiz

Elsa: And?

Kristoff: She got you