#frostman

to celebrate me escaping from my enclosure, here is a very messy icebot relationship chart

Notes:

I've always seen tundra as being a bit naive, hence blizzard (who's stated to be shady in his cd data) seeing him as an easy mark

chill's deffo got trauma from Roboenza. Ice has Wily trauma too, but chill's is much fresher. plus he was deathly ill on top of being brainwashed

Tundra and freeze are friendly rivals!

Frost and Cold are canonically dumbasses. Made this chart before MM#0 came out, and you can see the dumbassness in Cold

Ice is the oldest icebot, and occasionally serves as the sassy mentor to the youngins

i originally characterized chill as a nicer "enchanted by nature" guy, but discussions with mons showed me the potential of snarky deadpan chill

chill does not like tundra, thanks to... The Incident. Tundra is still trying to be is friend to this day

So basically:

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*Frost Man is proud of his power, and no one can tell him otherwise. He will do what he can to show off his strength

*though he does have his moments where he’s just a gentle giant, but these moments are very rare (he will only show this side of him to those he cares about, which isn’t very many)

*while he does love sweets, he hides this fact from most others

speaking of clowns, here’s frost man.

what does that have to do with clowns? well, frost man isn’t really entirely his own robot master. there were a handful of surplus parts left over from clown man’s construction, and so rather than restock and get new robot parts, wily decided it would be a brilliant idea to use the leftover parts to build something three times clown man’s size and call it a day.

the result is a creaking oversized barely-functioning behemoth that can’t process information very well, can’t take a hard punch to the chest, can’t even regulate his own temperature. his own ice hurts him. everything hurts him because his own oil circulation doesn’t work properly, so all of his joints grind against each other. every day is a nightmare for him. he has to wake up, wrestle with a barely-functioning body that was built with half the parts to make him the heavy bruiser brawler archetype, keep track of this evil energy things that he doesn’t understand for the doctor’s plans that he can’t follow, fight whatever comes in using powers that burn him to use, and then do it again the next day. he just wants to sit down and eat icecream, but he can’t even do that for very long. do you know what happens when you stick candy inside a machine?  that shit gets sticky, jams things up even more. why the FUCK did you make a robot that wants kakigori, wily? or was it an accident and you just plain didn’t fix it?

wily’s a massive goddamn douchebag.

frost man’s existence is pain. but he doesn’t even know that it’s pain. he’s really proud of how big and strong he is, to the point where it’s even his officially listed Good Point. he doesn’t know it all hurting isn’t normal. because of his lack of processing capacity, he’s so goddamn stupid that he just doesn’t know, or if he does know he just moves past it and continues being strong and big. this is the life he’s got. this is the life he lives. and then megaman destroys him, and he doesn’t appear in the series ever again.