#fromtheoberlinbubble

(re: my cake)

It is a carrot. It also has some matches on it in the shape of a "D" for "Darren Criss." It was supposed to say "Happy Birthday," but I didn't have any frosting & used food coloring instead, but it kind of leaked everywhere & ended up looking like blood. It also has some candles on it that Blainemouse ate when she escaped a few months ago, she apparently dragged out a bunch of birthday candles & mauled them, because all my candles had holes in them. And there are gummy bears to represent me & Kaley, BUT THEN BLAZE CAME OVER ALSO, so I guess the bloody-looking food dye will have to represent Blaze, SORRY, BLAZE.

Oh noooooooooooooo my groin was injured horribly (I think I slept funny on it) & it has hurt all day & now it is really bad & my friend was supposed to give me a heating pad, but instead she got in the shower.

and I guess I could get up & wander around her small studio apartment until I find the heating pad, but she has birth control pills & lube everywhere & I would probably end up distracted pouring lube all over everything & laughing about how hard it is to pick up.

Hmm..

Well, when I first started playing, I tried all the rules. Start from an empty lot, no money cheats, the spouse has to be someone in the town, all of them.    

But then I realized how boring that makes a legacy for me, so I kind of made my own rules as I went along. Like, with the Wilson legacy it was kind of just a 'haha this is fun yeah lets do this'

and now with the Calico legacy, I'm going on a general 'do whatever the fuck keeps me interested for more than two generations' and that happens to be: minimal money cheats and get everyone's spouses from other simmers. I might make up random rules for myself later on, but meh.