#frogetting

• Only ever watching the first episode of a bbc drama because you forget about it by the next week

• Making tea but forgetting about it and letting it go cold

• Or alternatively, forgetting that you boiled the kettle and then remembering and having to heat it up again

• Trying to be polite but forgetting to say please/thank you after everything and getting dirty looks

• The pub landlord knows your name but you forgot his

• You once had an allotment but that overgrew and it’s gone now