#friendly teasing

No, but you're so right and you should say it. Casual, comfortable growth is an absolute champion and it should be celebrated more.

It's a movie the both of you have seen a dozen times, but you still laugh at the jokes and mouth key lines along with the actors. They lean their head against your shoulder, settling in under the blanket across both of your laps, a bowl of popcorn nestled comfortably between the two of you. It's a place the two of you have been so many times before and yet it's still so nice to come back to.

About half an hour into the movie, they start to shift. Something just feels a little off. The discomfort isn't bad enough to pause the movie or even get out from under the blanket, but it still warrants a little adjustment. They sit up and adjust their shirt, tugging it down where it's ridden up, their brow furrowed as it seems a bit tighter than it did when they sat down. Their belt, too, seems a little constricting, but it's at least easier to blame that on the now mostly empty bowl of popcorn. You glance out of the corner of your eye and maybe you recognize that their chest looks a bit softer, a bit fuller than it did earlier. Could just be the light of the TV, though. You brush it off as they settle back in for the rest of the movie.

Another thirty minutes and the growth is getting harder to ignore. On two separate occasions, their head has bumped into your chin and they've had to shift their hips to remain in the same spot. But the blanket is so comfy and the movie isn't even half over. The two of you share a knowing glance, eyes meeting as you glance to the side, and their lips curl into a charming smirk. They yawn, stretching their arms above their head, arching their back. The seam of their shirt audibly creaks and the anime characters on the front warp as the fabric stretches over their swollen breasts. They reach down and undo the button of their jeans, their hips surging out to the side as they're no longer contained.

But the end of the movie, the two of you are still cuddled up together, just in a slightly different way. Instead of them leaning against you, you're now perched on their lap, soft thigh and wide hips supporting you from underneath. Their enormous breasts make for slightly embarrassing but incredibly comfortable pillows as you lean back into them, feeling their chest rise and fall with each breath. After the credits roll, you tilt your head up to look at them, meeting their gaze as they look down at you. A tension fills the room, a question lingering in the air: which one of you will broach the subject first? Which one of you will acknowledge what's changed in the last two hours? They do have an easier solution, though:

For @genderthings Transmasc Eddie week day 6 prompt "Corroded Coffin" | rating: T | wc: 887 | cw: mentions of periods and period sex (no actual sex). summary: Gareth, Jeff, Bear, and Eddie are on their annual boys trip. While searching in Eddie's bag, Gareth finds something he's never seen before. AO3

They started the annual boys trip tradition the summer after Corroded Coffin disbanded.

It was too hard to make a name when Gareth was still in high school and Jeff’s parents insisted he go to college for a “real” job. Bear decided to take over his dad’s tire shop and Eddie pursued a solo career.

He’s actually been pretty successful. But even as they went down different paths, the four boys swore to remain friends.

The first trip was Chicago. Then New York, Miami, Houston, San Francisco; this year they’re in Nashville.

It wouldn’t be Gareth’s first choice; but, Eddie talked it up a lot when he performed here a few months ago. So, of course the others wanted to check it out.

One thing he didn’t mention was how fucking hot it is; the humidity is making his already frizzy hair even worse. Even in their air conditioned hotel room, Gareth feels like he’s drinking every breath. Sharing the room for the next week is going to be miserable, but that’s all part of the fun.

“Do you think Eddie has a spare hair tie?” He asks Jeff, who’s laying splayed out on the floor. He’d ask Eddie, but he’s in the shower.

“Probably. His bag is the gray one,” Jeff replies, pointing across the room.

Groaning, Gareth shuffles to the bag, unzips it, and digs around until he finds Eddie’s toiletry bag. Excited to get his hair off his neck, Gareth up ends the small bag. He expects the toothpaste, curl cream, and sunscreen. What he doesn’t expect is the handful of plastic tubes on the bottom.

Furrowing his brows, Gareth picks one up curiously. Why the hell did Eddie bring these?

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Steam follows Eddie out of the bathroom as he opens the door. Refreshed, he’s ready to show his friends the best restaurant in Nashville.

Bear’s asleep on one of the beds, Jeff lays starfish style in the middle of the floor, and Gareth… is digging through Eddie’s stuff.

“Whatcha doing there Gare-bear?” Eddie asks, raising an eyebrow.

“I was looking for a hair tie, but I found these,” Gareth turns around, holding a handful of tampons. Eddie’s eyes widen and his cheeks heat.

“Oh,” he squeaks, voice cracking.

“Dude what the hell! Why would you bring these on a boys trip?” Gareth asks, incredulously. Why is he mad about this?

“Why were you in my bag?” Eddie throws back. Trying not to panic, he wraps his arms around himself protectively.

“Dude, what’s your problem?” Jeff groans from the floor. “It’s not like Eddie can control it, stop being a douche.”

Eddie sighs, grateful that at least one of his friends isn’t suddenly a huge asshole. He bumps Jeff with his foot in thanks.

“Oh he totally can. None of us ever try to get lucky on these trips. Why can’t Eddie keep it in his pants?” Gareth replies, crossing his arms.

Huh? Now Eddie’s really confused. Before he can ask what he means, Bear sits up obviously woken up by the argument.

“Oh gross!” He shouts. “That’s disgusting, no offense Eddie.”

“None taken, very few want to earn their red wings,” he wiggles his eyebrows, making Bear groan.

“What are red wings?” Now it’s Gareth’s turn to be confused.

“Sex and head while someone’s on their period. No kink shame, but it’s not a thing for me. I’m not one to turn it down, but I’m not seeking it out, you know?” Eddie says no longer embarrassed. “Plus I probably won’t start this trip, I just like being prepared.” He shrugs, sitting on the edge of the bed.

“Start what?” Gareth asks, putting everything back in Eddie’s bag.

“Gare, honey. What do you think those are?” Eddie finally asks, fully convinced there’s a huge misunderstanding.

“They’re tubes of lube, right?” He replies.

A snort escapes Eddie that he tries to smother even as Jeff and Bear burst out in loud laughter. “What? What’s so funny?!” Gareth stomps his foot.

“Those are tampons, Gare. Kind of the exact opposite of lube,” Eddie explains once he’s not choking on his own spit.

“Wait why do you need…” Gareth trails off, his face turning an alarming shade of red. “Shit, I forgot that you…” he buries his head in his hands.

There’s no way Eddie can hold back this time. Tears run down his face as he laughs until his stomach aches, unable to breath through it.

Once he calms down a little, he pats his friend’s shoulder reassuringly.

“I’m flattered that you forgot I have a uterus; and, I’m also pretty concerned that you don’t know what a tampon looks like. But rest assured, o matter what, the boys trip is still a sacred ‘don’t get laid’ zone.”

“Not that it’ll be hard for you if you think that’s what lube looks like,” Bear chimes in, tossing a pillow at Gareth. With a groan, Gareth relents, laughing at his own expense.

“Now that Gareth proved he’s never looked under a girlfriend’s sink, can we go eat?” Jeff asks.

“Hell yeah! There’s this awesome barbecue place that has crazy good mac and cheese,” Eddie grins, jumping to his feet and pulling on his shoes.

“I still need a hair tie,” Gareth says. Eddie yanks one off his wrist and flings it, nailing him on the nose.

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Logan hadn’t exactly planned to become the star of the party. It started with a friendly game of beer pong in the living room. Logan, usually decent at the game, was having the worst streak of his life — every shot missed, every cup drained by the opposing team.

When his last throw bounced off the table and into a potted plant, the room erupted with cheers — but not for him. The rule was clear: loser had to do a “victory lap” in their underwear.

With dramatic sighs and mock bows, Logan disappeared into the hallway. Thirty seconds later, he re-emerged wearing only a pair of blue patterned boxers. His expression was somewhere between regret and “I’m never living this down.”

The crowd went wild, phones came out, and someone even chanted, “Logan! Logan!” as he shuffled past, trying to keep a shred of dignity intact.

Intern: Anesthesia.

Surgeon: What’s your level?

Intern: What?

Surgeon: What’s your level in Candy Crush?

Another of my HT+Death crossover ideas involve Death teasing Ericka a bit for her past Dracula assassination attempts when they first met since OF COURSE he'd have been watching considering the planned genocide amd judging by his interactions with Puss... Death can be a menace and a lil shit sometimes. XD Ericka isn't amused that Death was laughing at her work, so she clamps his muzzle shut to shut the menace up. Bonus protective and giggly Drac in the BG.

Rating: Teens Universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe Pairings: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Avengers Team Members & Steve Rogers Characters: Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes (Mentioned) Warnings: Bug Mention Major Tags: Humour, Fluff, Friendly Teasing, Crushes, Avengers Family, Embarrassed Steve Rogers, Assassin Bucky Barnes, Shrunkyclunks Word count: 300 - Triple Drabble

Summery: Steve experiences his first crush since coming out of the ice. The Avengers have thoughts…

For the: ✦ @fluffystevefest - First Times [July 7: STEVE'S…]

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“So, what do you think about A?” B said with a smile on her face. 

“Oh, A?” C mused, thinking about the answer for a while. “I think they’re… cool.”

B merely smirked. “Well that’s freaking obvious! I mean what do you like about them? What do you find attractive in them? What part of your personality turns your world upside down?” 

Needless to say, C looked horribly shocked, to think that B would think of something like that. “Excuse me? Where did you even get that idea?” 

B groaned and dragged her palms on her cheeks. “Obviously, you look smitten whenever you’re around them. You can ignore all you want but it’s there” 

Red flushed around C’s cheeks. “I do not!” They screamed. 

“You do!” B screamed back.