At the Fair
"Do you smell that?"
"I wanna pet the horse."
"Let's ride the tilt-a-whirl!"
"I need a giant tiki mug filled with booze."
"Is there nothing that can't be deep fried?"
"I think going on that ride would be a mistake."
"I need a limeade."
"Is this a giant cabbage?"
"You know we need to go on the ferris wheel."
"We could get pizza anywhere. I don't want it here."
"I need to win that plushie."
"Ah, nothing like an avenue of overpriced cheap crap bought by the gross from some warehouse in Hong Kong... are those pogs?"
"Aw, what a nice goat."
"I'm not going anywhere near that barn."
"THERE'S A BUG ON ME! GET IT OFF!"
"Is there anything we haven't eaten yet?"
"Does a Lady Gaga cosplay costume count as an art or a craft?"
"Look! Bunnies!"
"Want to go watch the barrel racing?"
"A funhouse! Let's do it."
"Are we done yet?"
"That corn dog isn't sitting right..."
"A freak show? They still do those?"
"That band is awful. Wow."
"Have we seen everything yet?"
"I feel like I'm roasting..."
"Need a drink?"
"How did that win a grand prize ribbon?"
"That is a BIG pumpkin."









