SPEAK FLUENT FRENCH 🇫🇷 in LITERALLY 1:18 SECONDS ! ! ⏱️⚡️
Above: "Putain.. merde.. fait chier.." by Les Inconnus (from the sketch intitled "Les Escarres" ("Les Escarres" sounds a bit like "The Oscars" 🎬🏆⭐).
From left to right: Didier Bourdon, Pascal Légitimus, Bernard Campan.
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⚡️FIRST, Quick translation:
Putain = Fuck me! (or Damn it!)
Merde = Shit! (translated literally), or Damn it!
Fait chier! = Pain in the ass, Pisses me off, or Damn it!
Fait pas chier! = Don't be a pain in the ass! - Don't bust my balls!
Pardon my French!
uh huh, it iiiiiis RUDE, SO WHAT?
SECOND, the full verbatim/loose translation:
Meilleur scénariste et surtout dialoguiste, très attendu. Place à la jeunesse, heuu, Éric Rochi. Oh putain, c'est chier, merde! (chuckles) Heuu, putain, je… c'est chier, quoi! Merde, heuu, putain, je… Heuu, putain... Homme en smoking noir (Pascal Légitimus): Écoute Éric, heuu, Éric: Ouais? Homme en smoking noir (Pascal Légitimus): on va pt'être en regarder un p'tit extrait, d'accord? Éric: ah putain, d'accord, ah ok, merde, eh p'tain!
Best screenwriter and especially dialogue writer, highly anticipated. Make way for the younger generation, uh, Eric Rochi.
Oh fuck me, this sucks, shit! (chuckles) Uh, fuck me, I… this sucks, what! Shit, uh, fuck me, I… Uh, fuck me...
Man in black tuxedo (Pascal Légitimus): Listen Eric, uh,
Eric: Yeah?
Man in black tuxedo (Pascal Légitimus): Maybe we'll watch a little clip, okay?
Eric: Oh fuck me, okay, oh 'kay, shit, hey, fuck me!
French first, English Later...🖕ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ!
Pascal: Allô, putain, ouais?! Didier: Oh merde, fait chier, putain, merde! Pascal: …quoi, fait pas chier là, putaiiiin! …Mais, merdeuuu! … Oh, putain, merde, merde! Didier: Oh putain, merde, c'est… Putain, fait chier, merde! Bernard; Fait chier, heuu… Pascal: hé, faites pas chier , les mecs, putain! Didier: Oh putain, fait chier, oh, oh, merde, merde, putain, oh, oh! Bernard: Fait pas chier, putain, là! Didier: 'fait chier lui, oh! Pascal: Quoi, putain? Mais non, putain, c'est les autres, là, putain, merde! … Mais, fais pas chier, putain, oh! Didier: Putain, mais merde, merde, qui c'est, putain?! Bernard: C'est l'autre, elle fait chier, putaiiin! Didier: Putain, mais elle le traite comme une merde, fait chier, putain, merde! Bernard: Oh putain, moi, heuu, putain, j'vais t'dire, heuu, enfin, putain, fait chier!
🤬 Pascal: On avait dit putain!!! On avait dit merde là!!! On avait dit chier, putain!!! (Didier: putain, putain) Pascal: Putain, tu fais chier là, merde, hein?!!
🤬 Didier: ç'a chier là, putain, alors, alors, putain?
🤬 Pascal: Elle abuse de moi, elle m'exaspère! Didier et Bernard: Heu? … Pascal: Elle fait chier, putain, merde! Didier et Bernard: Ah, ouais!
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Pascal: Hello-fuck-me-yeah?! 📞
🤬 Didier: Oh shit, damn it, fuck me, shit! Pascal: …what, don't be a pain in the ass, there, fuck me! …But, daaammn! … Oh, fuck me, shit, shit! Didier: Oh fuck me, shit, it's… fuck me, damn it, shit! Bernard: Pain in my ass, uh… Pascal: Hey, don't be a load of pain, guys, fuck me! Didier: Oh fuck me, pain in my ass, oh, oh, shit, shit, fuck me, oh, oh! Bernard: Don't be a pain in the ass, there, fuck me! Didier: A pain in the ass, him , oh!' Pascal: What? fuck me! No, fuck me, it's the others, over there, fuck me, shit! … But, don't be a pain in the ass, fuck me, oh! Didier: Fuck me, for shit's sake, shit, who the fuck is it, fuck me?! Bernard: It's what's-her-face, she's bustin' my balls, fuck meeee! Didier: Fuck me, she treats him like shit, she's a pain, fuck me, shitballs! Bernard: Oh fuck me, Me, uh, Fuck me, I'm tellin' you, uh, well, fuck me, damn her!
🤬 Pascal: We said fuck me!!! We said shit, there!!! We said pain in ass, fuck me!!! (Didier: fuck me, fuck me)
Pascal: Fuck me, you a pain in the ass, shitballs, huh?!!
(hangs up) ☎️
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Didier: That was a shitload there, fuck me! so? so? fuck me!
Pascal: She's taking advantage of me, she's exasperating me! 🧠🤓💡 Didier and Bernard: Huh? (can't catch on, lol) … Pascal: She's a pain in my ass, fuck me, shit! Didier and Bernard: Ah, yeah!💡
THIRD, PUTAIN, MERDE, FAIT CHIER !
Putain, merde, fait chier?
Fuck, yeah, I’m FLUENT in FRENCH ! !
FUCK YOU ! PARDON MY FRENCH ! ! lol
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"A lot of people say that it's a lack of vocabulary that makes you swear. Rubbish. I know thousands of words but l still prefer F#CK." - Billy Connolly
Les Inconnus ("The Unknowns") are a French trio of comedians consisting of Didier Bourdon, Bernard Campan and Pascal Légitimus.
Putain, merde, fait chier ! !
While their first successes were on stage, they are most famous for their satirical sketch comedy television show La Télé des Inconnus, which premiered in 1990 and remained popular throughout the early 1990s. Following their television success, the group went on to produce music and movies, most of them written and directed by Bourdon and Campan.
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Below: The full sketch "Les escarres" by Les Inconnus". 🇫🇷
