#freakquency

Okay, so this is just for fun because I think these two having a million and one ship names is hilarious, so I decided to put them all in one post to 1) have a collective list to refer back to 2) have an actual number of ship names dedicated to these two psychos. Without further ado, here's all the ship names and their dynamics!

Voxal - Everything under the sun, EARLY days shipping, standard ship name

Radiostatic - Official flag ship name, also everything under the sun for them, but also leans more on mutual obsession; whatever their weird rivalry is.

Staticradio - It's just radiostatic but flipped around; still general vibe of whatever the fuck they've got going on.

Radiosilence - One sided pining from Vox, Alastor does not reciprocate.

Onewaybroadcast - Technically just radiosilence, there was once a pull on twitter where fans apparently did vote for this to be the ship name? But oddly, it didn't catch on. Then the Radio Silence book community got really upset we were flooding their tag, so there was a resurgence of trying to push out this ship name as an attempt to detach from their tag... it didn't really work (sorry guys, but that's why we don't put a space in radiosilence!)

Staticsilence - Alastor is the one with the unrequited feelings/obsession and Vox doesn't care for Alastor.

Staticlovetune - Mutual romantic dynamic, fluff, reciprocated feelings, both of them are in love; wholesome couple vibes.

Freakquency - Matching each other's freak, mutual kinky deranged dynamic (like vore).

Murdermedia - Human Alastor and Human Vox specifically. Basically radiostatic but human AU!

Lostmedia - Past radiostatic specifically, before their falling out! So vintage Box Vox! (We'll probably want to put Hazbin in front of it for tagging purposes)

Sparks Duo: This another name for Past radiostatic, in commemoration for the legendary "Sparks" print drop by the amazing @silentzound!

Lostsignal - This one is a little unclear to me if it's the OG-OG designs (little brown munchkin Vox and Zoophobia Alastor) or if it's Pilot versions of radiostatic? I've seen this tag be used for either or.

Cannibalstatic - Human Alastor and Demon Vox AU!

Radiocult - Human Vox aka Vincent Whittman and Demon Alastor AU!

Honorable mention, because I still think its funny:

Radiohead - SPECIFICALLY TV Head Vox x Alastor (though there is a pretty popular musician named Radio Head, so we gotta put Hazbin Radiohead if we want to tag it)

Radiostatic/Staticradio - The Official Ship name and the one most often tagged. Covers all dynamics. The general ship name that everyone uses.

Voxal- Another general ship name to cover all dynamics

Radiosilence/OnewayBroadcast - Unrequited Love/Obsession from Vox for Alastor

Staticsilence - Unrequited Feelings from Alastor for Vox/Vox has gotten over Alastor and Alastor wants his attention back.

StaticLoveTune - Sweet Fluffy Mutual love between Vox and Alastor. Requited Feelings.

Freakquency - Vox and Alastor matching each other’s freak.

MurderMedia - Human!Vox x Human!Alastor

RadioCult - Human!Vox(Vincent) x Demon Alastor

CannibalStatic - Human!Alastor x Demon Vox

Radiohead - Tablet!Vox x Alastor

LostMedia - Vintage Radiostatic. Flashback Radiostatic. Pre-Falling out. Box!Vox x Pilot Suit!Alastor

But!

...I am still going to talk about Radiostatic, because even if it was minor, it was there, and none can stop me

First of all: Val is jealous. Val is jealous, because look at that. The SECOND Alastor appeared on screen, Vox's attention was no longer on him, not even for one fucking second. The amount of influence that Stinky Fuck (lovingly) has over the one who's supposed to be HIS (business) partner is INSANEEEEEEE

I dont think we've ever seen Vox drop everything for Valentino EVER and I cant wait to get that Valastor confrontation or that reality check for Vox

AGAIN LOOK AT HOW RILED UP VOX IS AFTER ALASTOR DOES ONE (1) OFFHAND COMMENT

(Well, it wasn't really "offhand," he definitely intended it, but still)

I still don't know if the reason Alastor wants to break up the Vees is because he wants Vox to be the most powerful to help him out of his deal, he knows Vox will fall flat on his face once the Vees leave him or he genuinely hates the fact that Vox found other people than him (unlike himself, who hasn't had been able to connect with anyone since him) that he wants to prove to vox and to himself that it won't last, but whatever his reason is, I am here for it.

This shot is everything to me. The slow, squeaky chair as Alastor enters the scene, the blush on Vox's face, I'm actually crying over them

EVEN ON THIS SHOT, DO YOU SEE HOW HE HESITATES?? HOW HE LOOKS BACK AT ALASTOR?? THIS IS GOING UP IN FLAMES

First of all the fact that Alastor is still tied implies to me that someone actually undid his bindings so he can get out of The Chair(tm) then redid them (it was Vox.) It also implies that Alastor is either free to walk around as long as his arms are tied or that he can only move around if he's on a chair which is so fucking funny

Were Velvette, Valentino and Alastor just talking shit about Vox while he wasn't in that room?😭😭 Was Alastor watching Valentino command his employees around I have so many questions????

"I don't beg" Sure buddy. Sure.

genuinely what is even going on here